Your Daughter Is Going Through A Goth Phase And You Don't Mind One Bit

"Oh my god! I'm your son's girlfriend! I know you're drunk, but if you don't stop soon we're gonna regret this. Mmmmmm... nhn... Your hands are so much bigger than your sons.... mmmm... Think of your son. He's sleeping... Oh Fuck! Don't stop!"

Your girlfriend and her best friend love traveling together. You feel lucky she has such a good friend.

Your wife's bubble butt is too juicy for you to handle

"Well, what do you expect me to do? Not suck his dick? lol"

Your girlfriend loves her Saturdays without you.

Your wife had a lot of fun at her high school reunion. She said it was just like old times. You wish you could've been there.

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"I think you'd really like my new coworker, babe. He's the type of guy who's not afraid to get his hands dirty."

"Fuck your wife. Get over here and suck my titties."

Your wife loves the new neighbor

"He's so big and strong. I'm sorry babe, it'd be scary to say no." Your wife thinks as she giggles excitedly as her new personal trainer starts rubbing her breasts.