You’re So Gorgeous I Can’t Say Anything To Your Face

my sweet tender lovely friends I think I made a breakthrough. so we know that orange has something to do with kaylor and representing Karlie (context here and here), but we’ve always wondered WHY. well I think I’m on to something!!

i was in a bookstore the other day, walked down the aisle, and BAM out of nowhere saw this book:

??????????!!!!!!!?!? OBVIOUSLY kaylor has all sorts of Big Sur references (road trip, Taylor saying you should take your wife to Big Sur, etc.), so this PLUS oranges?!

And most importantly we have the meaning of the oranges here:

We know that paradise comes up a TON in Taylors music, and there are even a lot of theories that her 6th album was going to be titled Paradise, before she changed plans and created Reputation. (see here)

What is SO interesting is Miller’s view of paradise - said beautifully in this quote:

Karlie is paradise for Taylor, but their love has some BIG flaws….mostly being the bearding and the k*$hnerds. But it’s their hurdles that keep drawing them in more and more, and making them commit again and again, and keeping things interesting. 

(fyi that is not healthy relationship behavior!!! obstacles dont equal chemistry)

It’s also worth noting that the artwork referenced, the garden of earthly delights, is positioned between heaven and hell, again imagery that Taylor uses a lot 

“Hell was the journey but it brought me heaven”, etc.

So that brings us to the orange girl in YNTCD. She is in her garden of earthly delights, surrounded by her oranges, but she is alone, the flaw of her paradise.

Also want to include this wonderful quote that I think really relates to Taylor’s battle with her masters and generally how she is beholden to the business side of music (including bearding) rather than the art side of it:

idk if we already figured this out?! but I was excited @spade-riddles​

Marry her, Taylor

It’s the “askew” AND “raining lipsticks” that’s a neon sign for me. 🤭

Lions, Tigers, and Bears

Oh my.

Taylor’s current tiktok profile pic is the bear photo

And 2022 is the year of the Tiger

announcing a re-recording in nashville, where big machine resides, is such a power move. I hope scooter braun and scott borchetta have a horrible night. get fucked.

lmao… is Louis Vuitton really still addressing her as “mademoiselle karlie kloss” in 2021?

They must be skimming right over the ‘marriage and two weddings’ that’s mentioned in every single karlie article 😂

karlie, are you hinting? You knew our kaylor asses would zoom in on that like we did last time…

The Bejeweled music video hints at a major transformation...

The visuals in this scene are clear references to a moment in Frozen 2 where Elsa makes a major transformation.

Elsa is singing the song "Show Yourself." The lyrics are very reminiscent of Taylor's "meet me at midnight" sentiment.

I have always been a fortress

Cold secrets deep inside

You have secrets, too

But you don't have to hide

The song builds and builds with the theme of meeting your true self.

The scene shows Elsa aligning all the jewels just right while singing "don't make me wait one moment more!"

And the entire world opens up

It is at this point that she transforms.

Show yourself

Step into the power

Grow yourself

Into something new

You are the one you've been waiting for

All of my life

All of your life

Oh, show yourself

So let's assume the sparkle represents Taylor's true self (as she's shown us again and again in other mvs) and the cloak references reputation (using a self made shield to hide your true self), then on floor 3 she removes the cloak and affixes larger colorful jewels directly to her body. When she enters floor 5, she's already super confident and dripping in diamonds.

My theory is that Taylor will transform herself in the public's eye during the Speak Now tv, to allow her to fully step into 1989 tv era with confidence, and as her true self.

Oohh maybe that's why Taylor used the phrases in her latest ig reel "Fluffy toe beans" and "Overstuffed floof feet" (and not "paws" usually for the cats), because she was referring to their son's toes and feet 😭

Noooo... Taylor can't be talking about those fluffy little feet.

No way are these sentences about that! 😻

And that! 🥰

It's just another Koincidence. It's not?! 😏

🌼☀️🦁❤

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Things I can’t wait for: