my sweet tender lovely friends I think I made a breakthrough. so we know that orange has something to do with kaylor and representing Karlie (context here and here), but we’ve always wondered WHY. well I think I’m on to something!!
i was in a bookstore the other day, walked down the aisle, and BAM out of nowhere saw this book:
??????????!!!!!!!?!? OBVIOUSLY kaylor has all sorts of Big Sur references (road trip, Taylor saying you should take your wife to Big Sur, etc.), so this PLUS oranges?!
And most importantly we have the meaning of the oranges here:
We know that paradise comes up a TON in Taylors music, and there are even a lot of theories that her 6th album was going to be titled Paradise, before she changed plans and created Reputation. (see here)
What is SO interesting is Miller’s view of paradise - said beautifully in this quote:
Karlie is paradise for Taylor, but their love has some BIG flaws….mostly being the bearding and the k*$hnerds. But it’s their hurdles that keep drawing them in more and more, and making them commit again and again, and keeping things interesting.
(fyi that is not healthy relationship behavior!!! obstacles dont equal chemistry)
It’s also worth noting that the artwork referenced, the garden of earthly delights, is positioned between heaven and hell, again imagery that Taylor uses a lot
“Hell was the journey but it brought me heaven”, etc.
So that brings us to the orange girl in YNTCD. She is in her garden of earthly delights, surrounded by her oranges, but she is alone, the flaw of her paradise.
Also want to include this wonderful quote that I think really relates to Taylor’s battle with her masters and generally how she is beholden to the business side of music (including bearding) rather than the art side of it:
idk if we already figured this out?! but I was excited @spade-riddles
Maybe these 2 will come out next. 🤞🏼
#headrubgate #headinlapgate #douchgate
You should make a masterpost of taylor singing about how her lover walks :)
I should!
Karlie did teach Taylor the walk lol
I don’t like a gold rush, gold rush
I don’t like anticipating my face in a red flush
I don’t like that anyone would die to feel your touch
Everybody wants you, everybody wonders what it would be like to love you
Walk past
Quick brush
I don’t like slow motion, double vision in rose blush
I don’t like that falling feels like flying
‘Til the bone crush
Everybody wants you
But I don’t like a gold rush
Tea Time! There's something in the bridge of Coney ISLAnd you all are missing!
Coney Island 🎤
Note: idk if it's the actual handwriting of their names but i just saw this on twitter too**
WOW, we need a deep dive analysis on this man body language, I mean, he's "been with her" for 10 years! You can't fake a goodbye kiss, right? then, why is this man paralyzed by it? This is so fucking funny...
Does the 'jerklies' need more evidence?
In the meantime, we are here waiting for the house of cards to start falling slowly, under its own weight.
https://www.instagram.com/p/Caj502ijD-6/
the devil's in the details.
Anonymous asked:
There's a ridiculous video where Karlie goes the extra mile for whatever idiotic reason and reaches to kiss him goodbye in one instance and he's so oblivious that it takes him a moment to realize what she's doing and when he does he sort of turns his cheek and her lips barely land on his mouth. It's one of the cases where Jerk looks more forced than her to clown publicly. But, on the other hand, Karlie has to show she's worth his dirty bearding money, doesn't she now? 😒
Anonymous asked:
Notably there is zero evidence that he spent anytime with her other than for public show // Couldn't agree more, in fact, there's a video going around instagram where you can see Karlie 'kissing' him goodbye outside her hotel in Paris... if they're a "couple", why is he leaving?
Anonymous asked:
THIS IS GOLD! 👏 PURE 👏 GOOOOLD 👏! OMG ! look how awkward he is 😂😂! The failed attempt to make a 'cute' video of the couple...
just remembering how karlie posted this on october 26, 2014, the eve of 1989's midnight release, kind of implying that she was out of the country (but she was actually snapped by a fan in nyc with taylor)
but the fact that she chose this particular picture... with (her?) hands making our girl's signature heart sign which she became so known for that it's practically unofficially copyrighted by the Taylor Swift™ brand....
UMMMMM…..
HELLO???????