911 Beyond Cool

everything is a competition unless I’m losing and then fuck off not everything has to be a competition asshole

what she says: im fine

what she means: m8 last night we had some mad banter. we was out with ricky aka rickinator 3000 aka captin clunge and we were reeling right peckish after buyin some trainers from JD when he said oi lads who fancies soneme cheeky nandos and we were like ricky u ledge that sounds sick let's smash it so we had an extra spicy chicken then we went out on a lash and ricky necked 10 points and got hammered. m8 it was sick

A compilation of my favourite ‘little stories’ from tumblr.

- Part 1 || Part 2

1 Herz für Drogen 2 Lungen für Rauch 3 Lines gezogen & 4 Pillen im Bauch 5 Liter Vodka 6 mal gekotzt 7 mal Notarzt & 8 mal die Cops

(via toehles-gedanken)