Happy May The 4th To All Star Wars Fans :)

Mina Harker is truly the female character of all time. She's an incredible amateur journalist, she's happily married, she's the nicest person in the world, she's bisexual, she's possessed, she's memorized the railway timetables, she's Experiencing Misogyny, she'll be dead soon

Our favorite solicitor is once again eating paprika hendl and thinking about his fiancé

"i ought to be thy adam, but i am rather the fallen angel"

Only six more weeks until we hear from our good friend Jonathan Harker.

Eternally fond of the way Jonathan says ✨excellent supper✨ each time in Re: Dracula

I'm always shocked when Lucy says that Mina and Seward would make a good couple if it wasn't for Jonathan because........I just cannot see it lol. Not to get into a ship war with Lucy Westenra but......

Partner: WHY on earth do you have 'Check on Johnathan' and 'Listen to Dracula' on today's to do list? Right next to make tea/cut pineapple/fold laundry, what does it mean?

Me: *gazing off into the distance* Our dear friend Johnathan Harker is in peril, yet again, but there is nothing we can do... [ proceeds to explain the whole plot]

Partner: Oh, well ok thats fine I guess, I hope his day gets better

Me: It will absolutely not be getting better

My girl Mina is back

Honestly I think Johnathan would benefit from some deep breathing exercises. Maybe even some stretching or yoga. Throw some meditation in there and he will be fine