Update On Personal Life Stuff

“nothing tastes as good as skinny feels”

damn you must suck at cooking. check out some youtube tutorials man. i believe in you.

My good friend Jonathan is going on a very important business trip next week. Everyone wish him luck.

Me anytime I get a notification from Substack that isn’t Dracula Daily: this isn’t my dear friend Jonathan Harker >:(

Do you wanna see possibly the worst retelling ever?

You look at the goodreads summary and you think, "Well, that's sort of interesting."

But then you see the inside dust jacket.

And it only gets worse.

Is... is this author aware that Dracula DOES have Mina's POV? Like we know what Mina feels about it. We know Mina's perspective. She likes her husband, typewriters, and trains.

Feminist Dracula, y'all.

Where can I find a friend who shares the same hyperfixation as me? FYI it’s a 128 year old novel about a silly little english lawyer who goes to stay with a weird guy™ who doesn’t show up in mirrors, has questionable bedtime habits, and can scale walls like a lizard.

The suitors and their Wikipedia enthusiast

I bet you didn’t expect my weird “experimenting” to be this shitty Frankenstein doodle huh

hate hate hate the simple fact that i have to bother other people about my problems if i want support for them

Eternally fond of the way Jonathan says ✨excellent supper✨ each time in Re: Dracula

Bram Stoker wrote Mina Harker phenomenally then everyone else has been trying to "fix her" and falling flat on their face tripping over their own clown shoes