I Know Its The Mets, But This Is The Coolest Shit I’ve Ever Seen A Human Being Do

Everyone go home Greta wins

I want a story about an Italian vampire.

No romance, no action.

Just 200 pages of “What do you mean, I can’t have garlic? Do you know where I’m from?”

Bucky, writing in his diary: day 183. I’m stuck in side what appears to be the “soul realm”, surrounded by creatures of all sorts of species, the likes of which I’ve never seen before. After months of thorough observation, I have concluded that-

Peter: *to the tune of final countdown* IT’S A MENTAL BREAKDOWN

Shuri: *off key kazoo*

Bucky:

Bucky: -there is no intelligent life here

Let me guess, some stole your sweetroll?

overnight gingerbread cinnamon rolls

Happy Holidays

Merry Christmas to my Christian, Catholic, and Santa lovin readers,

Happy Haunkka to my joyful Jewish goofballs,

Blessed Yule to my positive Pagan peeps,

Ramadan Mubarak to my magnificent Muslims,

Habari gani? to my kind Kwanzaa lovers,

Merry Pancha Ganapati to my honored Hindus,

(source)

Merry Newtonmas to my awesome atheists, agnostics, and secular science lovers,

(source in a post by c0nc0rdance on Twitter)

And Happy Holidays to all ^_^

PS: Sorry for those that I could not get gifs to work on/find a safe gif so I had to use screenshots. I tried my best.