Has anyone done this meme yet?
Hawkeyes support each other in all ways. <3
Please do not repost without my permission! Re-blogging is very much welcomed, though! <3
The first chapter of the fic Wolfwren fake college girlfriends (rivals to lovers) is here
"Hmmm, yes, about that," Shin starts tapping the steering wheel nervously before gathering courage and her characteristic confident vibe that annoys the Mandalorian so much. "Would you like to be my girlfriend?"
"What?!" The purple-haired girl almost shouts. Did she wake up in another universe, or why is the person she dislikes the most asking her to be her girlfriend?
"Fake girlfriend, fake girlfriend," the blonde quickly adds, trying to clarify the confusion in the other girl's mind. "As a favor, please."
Sabine looks at her rival, practically begging. The surprise momentarily leaves her speechless, and she runs her hand through her purple hair while trying to process the situation. "Fake girlfriend," Sabine repeats softly, trying to clarify her thoughts. "Why the hell would I need a fake girlfriend?" she adds with skepticism.
Basically Shin asks Sabine to be his fake girlfriend so he can survive his brother and his ex Cal's wedding. Sabine has no choice but to accept her rival's proposal because only she can help her achieve something important for her thesis project.
On the phone...
Kate, dramatically flings herself onto the couch: You would not believe what happened today, Clint! The most awful horrible thing that I have ever seen in my entire life…and that’s saying something considering that I have lived in the city my entire existence and have actually-unfortunately-witnessed on several occasions people just pull their pants down and take massive dumps in extremely public places…like you’re just sittin’ on the subway and then-bam!-suddenly someone is doing their business and you can’t even leave because you are on the SUBWAY. MOVING. UNDERGROUND. And it’s like really man?—
Clint, exasperated: Kate! Kate! Get to the point, kid. What happened?
Kate: So, I took Lucky and Fanny for a walk today. A long walk, which we haven’t been on in a while because I’ve been soooo busy with the end of the semester and everything and Lena usually takes them out for their long walks. We were strolling down the sidewalk…it’s just starting to warm up here and I was thinking about how Lucky’s fur looks so gold and shiny…and then. IT. HAPPENED. He walked right past a half-eaten piece of pepperoni pizza! I’m not kidding, Clint! RIGHT. PAST. IT. Like it wasn’t even there! His favorite food! His damn namesake! And he walked right past it. Like STRUTTED past it with his nose up! Normally he would run so fast to get to it that he would knock down everyone on the block and myself included—there would be shouting and people flippin’ us off—and today nothing—it was so sad.
Clint: Let me get this straight. You’re upset that people weren’t shouting and flipping you off?
Kate, continues dramatically: No, Clint! I’m upset—no, disturbed, yeah disturbed is the word—that Lucky STRUTTED past a piece of pizza. He didn’t even glance at it. It is so sad what she has done to him. Corrupted him. He is so obedient now.
Clint: Kid, a dog can’t live on pizza.
Kate, groans and proceeds to attempt at imitating Yelena’s accent: No, Kate Bishop. Do not feed him human food.
Clint:…
The door opens…and Lucky and Fanny bolt to greet Yelena.
Kate, sits up quickly: Lena! Hi! You’re home! Is that my hoodie? Lucky was so good on our walk today! Weren’t you buddy?! So good! I don’t know how you did it! It’s a miracle! He’s so well behaved!
Clint, rubs his hands over his face, exhausted: wOw. Just. wOw.
Yelena, leans down and kisses both Lucky and Fanny on the head, before she takes a seat next to Kate on the couch.
A few seconds pass...
Kate, pouts: Don’t I get a kiss too?
Yelena, turns to her with a frown: No, Kate. That accent was shameful.
Kate:…Shit.
Clint: Kate? Kid, you still there?
Emma Myers on whether Wednesday and Enid would make a good couple.
No one ships Wenclair as much as Jenna and Emma.
THIS IS SO GAY (YES IT'S CANON, it's from a novel), they're such lesbians, SHE THINKS THAT ENID IS BEAUTIFUL, Wednesday fell first AND HARDER
it's from here
"Changing the subject. Have you found a solution for your project yet?" asks the African-American girl curiously.
Sabine sighs wearily. "I haven't been able to find something with enough power to generate a laser. I'm starting to think about dropping out of university if I don't figure it out soon."
"Well, I have good and bad news for you," Ketsu tries to suppress a smile, karma was definitely funny. "A girl in my prototype class made a laser weapon; maybe she can help you."
"Please tell me who she is," the Mandalorian almost lunges at her friend; she needed that information if she wanted to graduate with a double major.
"Jyn Erso."
Sabine turns to where the girl is, tossing grapes to Shin to catch with her mouth. That was bad; the only person who could help her was the best friend of the girl she just treated badly. Without a doubt, Jyn would tell her to go to hell along with her thesis. "Damn."
Swallowing all her pride, the Mandalorian got up and headed toward the table where Jyn was sitting. Ketsu, on the other hand, was dying of laughter; she didn't want to miss the show.
"Dude, you have to aim for my mouth," Jyn says with laughter when Shin throws a grape at her head with the intent to hit her.
"Jyn... Can I talk to you?" Sabine asks, ignoring the look Shin gives her back; she was probably checking out her behind.
The raven-haired girl diverted her attention from the grapes and smiled with satisfaction. "I'm sorry, but I'm a bit busy. Can you move out of the way?"
Sabine glances at Shin with annoyance when she hears her laughing with complicity. Naboo seemed unfazed by the hostility, and with complete serenity, she threw a grape into the air and caught it in her mouth. "Come on, Jyn, she probably needs something. You never know when you might need a favor."
The Mandalorian suppresses the urge to punch the blonde when she winks at her, too flirtatious and sexy, more than she'd like to admit.
"Yeah... I only do favors for my friends' girlfriends," Jyn places her hands on the backrest, adopting a more relaxed posture than before, making it clear that she didn't care about what Sabine wanted.
Sabine clenches her fists; she was going to regret her next decision. "Fine, if I accept your idiot friend's proposal, would you help me with an energy problem for my project?"
"Ding ding ding ding," Jyn throws a grape and catches it. "Come to our dorm at 8, and we'll discuss whatever you want about your project."
"Okay, I'll see you tonight."
"See? It wasn't that hard, ad'ika (love)," Shin says with satisfaction. "By the way, those jeans look great on you."
Sabine rolls her eyes and throws a grape from Jyn's bowl directly at the blonde, but Naboo easily catches it. "Screw you."
"I love it when you play hard to get," Shin blows a kiss into the air.
The Mandalorian flips her middle finger; yes, she was definitely already regretting that decision.
ever since the poster for ahsoka got released i wanted to edit only sabine and shin together so today finally i made this lame edit through procreate😅😆
I'm not ready for this show to end...
I really can't understand how those kinds of people get to have readers, I was very disgusted with the tags of the stories that came out of those two accounts. From what I can see from the descriptions, they put Yelena as a sexual predator who abuses Kate, I know that creative freedom exists, but there are certain limits that should not be crossed, stop spreading things that romanticize sexual abuse.
Kate buying Thunderbolts Merch part 2:
I haven't been able to stop thinking about this since I saw the Thunderbolts cereal poster.
So here's an edit of Kate after buying a cereal she doesn't like just because Yelena is on the box
EXCLUSIVE: KATHERINE ELIZABETH BISHOP CAPTURED IN PICTURE COZYING UP WITH MYSTERIOUS BLONDE DAYS BEFORE THE PRESTIGIOUS FORBES GALA