¡HEAR ME OUT! ¡HEAR ME OUT! A Sabine And Shin Fanfic With A Plot Of Fake Girlfriends In College (rivals

Yelena: I fell—

Kate: From heaven?

Yelena: No, I literally fell—

Kate: In love with me the moment you saw me?

Yelena: MY ARM IS BROKEN!

Kate: Okay, but do you think I'm pretty? Be honest.

they look so good together oh my— i am not the strongest 😍❤

Yelena: I was born female

Yelena: I identify as female

Yelena: but according to that box of mac and cheese I ate last night, I also identify as a family of four

Kate: ...

Kate entering the apartment with Thunderbolts promotional: ¡Guess who went shopping?!

Yelena: I hope this time you won't buy anything unnecessary. What did you buy? Please tell me did you bring Lucky and Fanny's food.

Kate trying to hide a cardboard cutout of Yelena: You know what, no matter what I buy, I'll go get the puppy food.

Yelena runs to the entrance: Kate Bishop you better tell me what you brought into the house.

Kate: Nothing bye. I will go for food for our dog children. *Runs down the hall*

—Thirty minutes later—

Clint text: Did you like your gift? Katie-Kate was so excited. *Attaches a photo of Kate in the parking lot with a promotional cardboard*

*Kate enters the apartment and sees her frowning girlfriend, phone in hand*

Yelena: ¡Katherine Elizabeth Bishop!

Kate: Ok first of all, this cardboard version of you is totally necessary. *She pulls the figure out of hiding and hugs it to his chest*

Kate showing off Yelena in her stories before their romantic date in Paris💜💜💜

THEY ARE A LESBIAN COUPLE WITH TWO DOGS PROVE ME WRONG-

bishova late night thoughts:

yelena NEVER pulls her punches unless it’s kate. half of her knows it’s because she’s more experienced and really doesn’t want to hurt kate, the other half just likes to be a menace and enjoys the way kate whines when she takes it easy. she’d never admit it though. sam made one offhand comment about it and yelena kept him in a headlock until he figured out how to say “i’m sorry” in russian

kate is a disney adult. yelena swears she hates it but almost always cries when the beast lets belle go in beauty and the beast. kate always openly cries when chip and mrs. potts can hug again

despite her proficient nature with weapons, yelena gets her ass handed to her by kate during fencing

yelena wakes up almost every morning to the weight of kate’s entire body on her. she loves it. it makes her feel secure but not trapped, like a weighted blanket that can snore

kate bishop (adhd gf) + yelena belova (autism gf) [REAL]

yelena has to have some noise on in the background as she goes to sleep otherwise she’s reminded of the red room and the sensory deprivation. she’s on the cusp of sleep she she hears “hey there demons, it’s me, ya boy…” and looks up to find kate enraptured watching fucking buzz feed unsolved

they play pranks mostly by messing with the tech in the tower, kate being good with security can easily bypass the measures and change Friday’s language to Hungarian if they so choose. peter gets so distracted and sam is close to punching the software to make it shut up

kate has a sweet tooth, but does not trust her girlfriend to buy her snacks after yelena came home with a chocolate covered apple and kate bit into it only to discover that it was a fucking onion. yelena spent the next week in the nearest town away from kate’s wrath

kate still struggles with her relationship with her mother, and is left in tears after one particular visit, collapsing into yelena and sobbing about how she wishes eleanor would simply let her go so they could both move on. it takes yelena 20 minutes to instil enough terror into eleanor to make her ban kate from visiting

can’t cook gf [kate] + won’t cook gf [yelena]

yelena’s the aggressor, but kate will swing first to defend her. yelena says she’s tired of cleaning up kate’s messes just to cover up the fact that she’s honoured to mean so much to kate that she would try to protect her, the assassin, physically

kate encourages yelena to gradually put more pictures of nat out in the open. she knows it’s still a very open wound, but tries to get her to think about nat in a more positive fashion, not just hiding her away. kate wakes up one early morning to find yelena sobbing into a polaroid of her and nat and quickly cuddles her from behind, cooing softly as she lets it all out

kate is a fruity drinks kinda girly and yelena downs beer like a driver at a truck stop bar

yelena LOVES seeing kate in her vest. for some reason it makes her heart rate spike and she just looks really beautiful in it

kate says i love you with words. yelena says i love you with actions

Here is the real scene from the season finale, Wolfwren canon 🤙🏻😔

Bishova will always be superior

The cosmos are aligned (second art by @lizzieblopaz24)