when he tells you to "take a step up the staircase to adulthood" but then keeps terrorizing you for funsies as if he's some petty teenager and a troll... oh, wait, he is exactly that lmaoooo
p.s. someone help nirei, he's so done with suo's bullshit im crying
Tim: Bruce, I’m gay
Bruce: oh
Tim: oh?
Bruce: I mean you being gay sort of ruins the entire edgy thing the batfamily has going on
Tim: what?
Bruce: because you’re gay.. you’re happy..??
Tim: when Dick uses the term gay he means something different than me
Dick, poking head into room: no we mean the same thing, I just didn’t want to explain it to him
Tim: no Bruce, I’m bisexual, I’m into men and woman
Bruce: oh, congrats? Me too?
Tim: WHAT?!
Dick: Superman was my co parent at one point I definitely saw them kiss
Tim: again, WHAT?!
Starfire in Mel's dress, as promised
Commission info / ko-fi
Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
Look buddy, i’m just trying to make it to Friday.
Tim: do you guys ever think about the fact that we’ve all hated someone here at one point?
Jason: what the hell are you talking about?
Tim: well, Dick you hated Jason when he first became Robin, right?
Dick: uhh, yeah I guess?
Tim: and Jason, you hated me when you came back from the dead.
Jason: I mean sure. I mostly hated B for replacing me and I took it out on you. But sure
Tim: I hated Damian when he first became Robin and he hated me
Damian: hm
Dick:I guess I see where you’re going, but what about Duke? He’s out of the loop isn’t he?
Tim: no. He hated you.
Dick: WHAT? You hated me Duke? Why???
Duke: you’re a cop dude… you know I hate cops
Dick: oh yeah i totally forgot that
Jason: HA! Get wrecked goldie
We always joked with Hamilton that Alexander Hamilton was haunting Lin.
Epic has something similar except it’s Hermes nor Odysseus and he’s not just bothering Jay but haunting ALL OF US with his catchy songs.
They should really warn you before getting into Epic that you may experience Hermes himself in your head while you're trying to sleep going "wouldn't you like a taste of the power" over and over and over again.
I saw this and I thought Tumblr might enjoy it
Found one of my older drawings while looking through my gallery! Happy winter, everybody. :]
I think completely by accident, members of the JLA realize that making Bruce hold their baby pretty much guarantees the child will pass out and sleep soundly. And when Bruce asks them where they think they're going they tell him which fridge the milk is in and remind him he doesn't sleep anyways. But they do, and desperately need some.
Also it's really funny before the kid falls asleep to watch Batman trying to talk while a baby grabs his face and interrupts consistently until Bruce looks at it.
Guess who finally watched the Batman movie and right after this read a bunch of Fanfics, where they throw a young Robin/Dick Grayson at Battinson
…It’s me
and I’m gonna do that too^^
23 - She/Her - Bisexual You can call me Anna Linktree
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