Tim, Sprinting Into Jason’s Room, Sticking In All Directions, Looking Around With Wide Eyes.

Tim, sprinting into Jason’s room, sticking in all directions, looking around with wide eyes.

Jason, on his bed reading a book: What the fuck are you doing?

Tim, quickly looking behind him and back at Jason’s bed: If he asks I’m not here.

Jason: What?

Tim, sprinting so fast he trips back and slides under semi under Jason’s bed. He doesn’t quite make it all the way through, instead having to awkwardly shuffle under: I’m. Not. Here.

Jason: What the fuck.

Dick, dressed in a suit but with a long worm-on-a-string around his neck: WHERE THE FUCK IS HE?

Jason, immediately pointing under the bed.

Dick, grabs something and yanking it out: FUCKER. WHERE ARE MY TIES.

Tim, already struggling: YOU GAVE ME PEPSI. I ASKED FOR COKE.

Dick: I HAVE A MEETING TODAY.

Tim: SHOULDVE THOUGHT ABOUT THAT SOONER BITCH.

Jason, turns another page.

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6 months ago

Jason: wow demon brat, the replacement was right about you.

Damian: ?

Jason: well earlier we were talking and he said the reason you're so aggressive is because you lack battle sense and never have a decent plan apart from 'stab and hope for the best'

Damian:

Damian: oh, Drake said that did he? well we'll see if he still thinks that after i've carefully destroyed his entire LIFE.

Dick and Jason, watching Damian angrily storm away to plot:

Dick to Jason: why the everloving FUCK would you do that?! Tim didn't say shit, and they JUST started getting along.

Jason: exactly, dipshit. do you even understand how terrifying it is when those two work together? do you really want the real 'worlds greatest detective' and B's demon brat 'blood son' to team up against everyone else? do you really want the two youngest to focus their sights on the two oldest? do you really want that, dickface!?

Dick:

Jason: remember last year, when they started bonding over that human trafficking case B paired them up on? they declared themselves 'besties' and almost took over half of Bludhaven before i paid Alfred to pit them against each other during monopoly

Dick:

Dick: oh my god you're right. they'll turn against us and we'll be dead by the end of the week.

Jason: exactly. it's our job as their elder brothers to make sure they don't get too chummy.

Dick: ...just don't tell Bruce.

7 months ago
BOOP BOOP 🌟

BOOP BOOP 🌟

6 months ago

MY POINT STILL STANDS

My friend is currently playing Red Dead 2 and at one point they couldn't find John or his family. I responded accusing John of murdering his family and that the family in Red Dead 1 is simply his second wife and son who he named Jack as well.

The best part is they can't actually argue this because they have like 5 uncles all named John.

5 months ago
Some Warmth For Atsushi Because He Has Suffered Enough
Some Warmth For Atsushi Because He Has Suffered Enough
Some Warmth For Atsushi Because He Has Suffered Enough

some warmth for atsushi because he has suffered enough

2 months ago
He’s Pretty, Does Anyone Know What This Is?

He’s pretty, does anyone know what this is?

(Reference under the cut)

He’s Pretty, Does Anyone Know What This Is?

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2 months ago

You know the funniest thing about SK8 the Infinity or whatever? Langa and Reki, simply do not care. They don't give a shit. The whole series, ADAM is making ominous biblical lusty threats towards Langa and Langa is NEVER paying attention, Reki is too busy having a mental crisis/coming of age moment to pay attention to the guy that literally beats the shit out of him, but at no point are they like 'maybe we are being treated in an odd way' or 'maybe we should find out more about Adam' because they don't give a shit.

They never approach Joe and Cherry like 'we need to know the TRUTH about Adam' because they're too busy dapping each other up in an abandoned skate park. Reki gets hit by a car by someone connected to Adam and when Snake goes projecting all his issues he's like 'okay whatever, unrelatable'. Langa brings up 'I wonder why Adam skates' ONE TIME, and they're like 'it's probably because he enjoys it, no other possible reason'. They don't care about his shady past with Cherry and Joe. They don't care that he's a politician. They simply have two priorities and it's each other and skating.

It's so funny to me that they're THIS apathetic to the main antagonist. Himbo's wish they could be this dumb.

7 months ago

Incorrect quotes:

Tim: "I'm gonna slaughter every bat in this fucking cave"

Dick: "Okay... let's try an "I feel" statement."


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2 months ago

this is the appropriate response to being told you're turning into your dad:

This Is The Appropriate Response To Being Told You're Turning Into Your Dad:
This Is The Appropriate Response To Being Told You're Turning Into Your Dad:
This Is The Appropriate Response To Being Told You're Turning Into Your Dad:
This Is The Appropriate Response To Being Told You're Turning Into Your Dad:
This Is The Appropriate Response To Being Told You're Turning Into Your Dad:
This Is The Appropriate Response To Being Told You're Turning Into Your Dad:
This Is The Appropriate Response To Being Told You're Turning Into Your Dad:
This Is The Appropriate Response To Being Told You're Turning Into Your Dad:
This Is The Appropriate Response To Being Told You're Turning Into Your Dad:
This Is The Appropriate Response To Being Told You're Turning Into Your Dad:
This Is The Appropriate Response To Being Told You're Turning Into Your Dad:
This Is The Appropriate Response To Being Told You're Turning Into Your Dad:

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