Apparently its canon that:
Dick and Jason look alike.
Dick is basically Bruce's carbon copy.
Can you imagine how many times Dick have been mistaken as Jason and Bruce? Or Jason being mistaken as Dick?
Dick, wearing a black tank top and sweats— looking exactly like Bruce, walks into the kitchen:
Damian: Morning, Father.
Dick, turns around, expecting to see Bruce behind him: ?????
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20 year old Dick casually picking up his 13 year old brother Jason from school:
Random teacher: Ah, Mr. Wayne. Are you here to pick Jason up?
Dick: Mr— It's me, Dick??? Dick Grayson??????
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Dick walking into the Manor after Bruce and Jason having an argument about something:
Bruce: Jason? You're back?
Dick in a leather jacket: He's out killing people wdym??????
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Dick just wanting to get some coffee, gets stopped by paparazzi, thinking he was Bruce:
Random reporter: Mr. Wayne!
Dick: STOP CONFUSING ME AS MY DAD
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Dick hanging out with Tim:
Random passerby whispering to their friend: That's Bruce Wayne and his son Timothy Drake!
Dick, who could hear it: ...
Tim: Calm down. Calm your tits.
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Jason walking into the kitchen, Bruce and Tim are there, both have been awake for 72 hours now:
Bruce: Morning Dick.
Jason: Did you just call me a dick????
Tim: But— that's your name?
Jason: My name is Jason. I'm NOT DICK.
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Jason and Dick getting de-aged, both wearing their Robin costumes:
Cassandra: Sooooo... which one is Dick and which one is Jason?
Bruce: I— I never realised they look so similar.
Duke: The angry and feral one must be Jason. Dick's the smiley one.
Tim: Nope. Dick's the feral. Jason's the happy. Been stalking them for years, I would know.
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Dick crying hysterically: Do I look old enough to be mistaken as Bruce?!?!?!?!
Bruce: *glares*
Jason: Exactly! I don't look that old to look like Dick.
Dick: FUCK YOU
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But of course, sometimes it's an advantage. Dick could get away with things like being Batman, getting his brothers out of trouble, etc.
While Jason could get away with being Nightwing and stuff. (ehem that time when he dressed up as Nightwing and killed people in the suit.)
I've been giving my little sister little forehead kisses because she's just the right height for them so like I really like to think of Dick doing the same to Tim any chance he gets (it's like an impulsive thought that he acts upon) he started doing it just for the reaction but after a while he just gives forehead kisses as a sign of affection, thanks for this Ted talk<3
This Man Did Something That’s Already Expected Of Women But He Gets Extra Praise Cause He’s A Man
Found one of my older drawings while looking through my gallery! Happy winter, everybody. :]
When there's a sunrise,there's a sunset.
Birds of a feather we should stick together:3
Superman is good because Clark Kent is good. And Clark Kent isn’t innately good simply because he’s powerful or Kryptonian. He is good because his ship had the good fortune to crash on the Kents’ farm one fateful night. Because they raised him.
Me and my friend working on a joint blog on my computer.
Me: I'm going onto tumblr on my phone. Because tiny tumblr is different from big tumblr.
We always joked with Hamilton that Alexander Hamilton was haunting Lin.
Epic has something similar except it’s Hermes nor Odysseus and he’s not just bothering Jay but haunting ALL OF US with his catchy songs.
They should really warn you before getting into Epic that you may experience Hermes himself in your head while you're trying to sleep going "wouldn't you like a taste of the power" over and over and over again.
Here are the official English lyrics of the S2 ending theme song of Wind Breaker:
Goodbye, the me of the past
Have I become a little stronger?
The beginning always comes from believing
I know what I must do
Alright
Good luck, the me of the future
Let go of unnecessary pride
If I pour what I can’t lose into my fists
Will I come to understand myself?
Oh oh oh, the heart that never sleeps
Oh oh oh, the time has come
I will rock me
Always, I’m chanting “it’s myself”
But even for myself
Doubts increase and tears dry up
Even if I’m scared, I take my trembling palms
Tightly clench them and become a lion
Can I protect everything?
Goodbye, the me of the past
Let go of unnecessary burdens
With just a small spell of four bars
I can go somewhere far away
Oh oh oh, the flame that hasn’t gone out
Oh oh oh, the time has come
I will rock you
Just tonight, just for tonight
Reach out your hand
Caught in the rain, look up at the rainbow
A heart soaked in the rain will be reborn
Even if we’re apart, even if they laugh
Don’t give up on your dreams
No matter what happens, I’ll follow my own senses
I won’t let anyone stop me
Always, I’m chanting “it’s myself”
But even for myself
Doubts increase and tears dry up
Even if I’m scared, I’ll hold onto my unyielding feelings
Tightly embracing them, becoming a lion
I’ll change something
Oh oh oh, I have to go now
Oh oh oh, without looking back
Oh oh oh, I’m sure it’ll be okay.
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