The Funniest Part Of Any Robin Meeting The JL Is That Every Robin Is So Distinctly Different From The

the funniest part of any Robin meeting the JL is that every Robin is so distinctly different from the previous one in terms of personality and vibes that the league literally gets backlash. and like, I don't blame them. not to mention that they are non-meta children that dress as a traffic light and fight crime alongside batman in gotham on a nightly basis. i'd also be a bit concerned. Batman, literally The Night of Gotham personified in the League's eyes, coming into a JL meeting: This is Robin, my crime-fighting partner. 11-year-old Dick Grayson, dressed in the brightest primary colours possible, vaguely hidden murder behind those eyes, never stops moving even for a moment: Hi! Superman: That's a child. That's-- Bats that is a child. You let a child--? Batman, deadpan: You try to stop him. Would you rather he try and murder a grown man with a wire?

Batman: This is Robin. 12-year-old Jason Todd, with the biggest grin on his face, about 3 books in his hand, stars in his eyes and a distinct street-kid drawl: Hey!!! Green Lantern: That's ... that's a different child. What?? Jason: I stole his tires :) Batman: Tried to. Jason, stage whispering to the League: basically did. Green Lantern: that is a different kid, right?? I'm not seeing shit??

Batman: This is Robin. 14-year-old Tim Drake, bo staff clutched in his hand, a wary and tired expression on his face, more on the quiet side, the literal walking definition of don't judge a book by it's cover: hello Flash: Where do you even find these-- Tim: I found myself.

Batman: This is Robin. 17-year-old Stephanie Brown, literally blonde, with a shit-eating grin, eyes full of nothing but mischief and the most explosive personality you've ever seen: hiya!! Superman: I give up. Stephanie: I know, I have that amazing effect on people.

Batman: This is Robin. 13-year-old Damian Wayne, a literal wet cat that will hiss at you, has a sword, the most judgemental stare you'll get from a teenager, ready to jump anyone there: Green Lantern: WHY DOES HE HAVE A SWORD?! Batman: ... he came with the sword.

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littlewing-52

6 months ago

You have been booped by this empty wrapping paper tube.

Reblog to boop all of your followers with it.

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littlewing-52

7 months ago

Protectors and knight

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littlewing-52

7 months ago

The amount of times Jason has stolen one of his siblings costumes and murdered in it is insane. Like I’m pretty sure the only ones he hasn’t done this for are the girls and Duke.

Jay as Nightwing

Jay as Batman

Lastly, Jay as Red Robin and while idk if he killed anyone in the comics

He definitely did when he wore the outfit in that Death in the Family movie thing.

I always think Dick calling Jason “Little Wing” is hilarious given one of Dick’s primary grievances against Jason is that Jason has a habit of putting on the Nightwing suit and killing people in it

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batman red hood red robin jason todd nightwing battle for the cowl idk why this keeps happening I now desperately want to see him dress up as the girls

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littlewing-52

6 months ago

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littlewing-52

7 months ago

"I headcannon Dick as manipulative" you and the writers of Nightwing babe

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littlewing-52

6 months ago

Tim, sprinting into Jason’s room, sticking in all directions, looking around with wide eyes.

Jason, on his bed reading a book: What the fuck are you doing?

Tim, quickly looking behind him and back at Jason’s bed: If he asks I’m not here.

Jason: What?

Tim, sprinting so fast he trips back and slides under semi under Jason’s bed. He doesn’t quite make it all the way through, instead having to awkwardly shuffle under: I’m. Not. Here.

Jason: What the fuck.

Dick, dressed in a suit but with a long worm-on-a-string around his neck: WHERE THE FUCK IS HE?

Jason, immediately pointing under the bed.

Dick, grabs something and yanking it out: FUCKER. WHERE ARE MY TIES.

Tim, already struggling: YOU GAVE ME PEPSI. I ASKED FOR COKE.

Dick: I HAVE A MEETING TODAY.

Tim: SHOULDVE THOUGHT ABOUT THAT SOONER BITCH.

Jason, turns another page.

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littlewing-52

7 months ago

I can hear how tired Bruce is with “That’s his element”. You can’t see his face but I know he’s pinching the bridge of his nose, sighing, while saying that