Trying To Prove A Point To The Boys At School

being a transmasc with honkin bazonkers is so uniquely tragic. i spend so much time and effort each day trying to hide them beneath sports bras and layers of clothing and its such a shame because. they're nice tits. even my mum is jealous of them. and yet here i am, wishing they didnt exist.

im so sorry tiddies, i dont deserve you.

them: SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST MEANS HUMANS MUST BE INDIVIDUALLY SELF-SUFFICIENT AND COMPLETELY INDEPENDENT

biologist:

i am. vibrating.

my torso is just

moving at a predetermined frequency why is this

its weird

hlp

fuck you (runs your cast iron pan through a dishwasher cycle)

alternate universe where the 1917-23 revolutionary wave is largely successful but emoji still end up a widespread thing so the flags section is just full of red rectangles

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