Them: SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST MEANS HUMANS MUST BE INDIVIDUALLY SELF-SUFFICIENT AND COMPLETELY INDEPENDENT

them: SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST MEANS HUMANS MUST BE INDIVIDUALLY SELF-SUFFICIENT AND COMPLETELY INDEPENDENT

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it's not glamorous, but it's also not honest work, and nobody needs to do it

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real and true
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Reblog if you think a woman can be complete without children

Y’ALL HAVE TIME TO REBLOG THIS. IT TAKES LESS THAN FIVE SECONDS.

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if it would bring my mom back? in a fucking instant.
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fuck you (runs your cast iron pan through a dishwasher cycle)

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do this and you Will be hunted for sport
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reblog if you’ve read fanfictions that are more professional, better written than some actual novels. I’m trying to see something

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1 year ago

happy clair cameron patterson day! fuck gas companies

TIL that the reason lead levels in children’s blood have dropped 85% in the past thirty years is because of an unknown scientist who fought car companies to end leaded gasoline. He also removed it from paint, suggested its removal from pipes, and campaigned for the removal of lead solder from cans.

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back when i lived with my family i used to have access to disney plus and i watched this one series it was called cosmos and it was narrated by neil degrasse tyson and there was one episode about clair cameron patterson he was also responsible for the first sterile rooms in scientific research i think cus his samples were constantly chock full of lead and he wanted to figure out why which lead to him realizing that fucken EVERYTHING around him had lead in it and he did his whole legal and activist fight and i love his work man thank you for us not having out parents' lead poisoning stares
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1 year ago

How the media depicts the Apollo 11 mission:

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Actual quotes from the Apollo 11 mission:

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me fr O well apollo 11 mission quotes omg i love em 19th bowl....... but only if u make good oatmeal with evaporated milk and rolled oats instead of instant and u put tons of brown sugar and fresh fruit into it wait this is about space quotes not good oatmeal oobs but space dudes funny fr
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lironthehalfdragon
1 year ago

compilation of all the iconic insane mumbo jumbo posts

Image of hermitcraft chat. Xisuma says “who is at 3800 / —600?” MumboJumbo replies “Thaaat’s me”. Xisuma says “what are you doing?” “server is going haywire”. MumboJumbo says “Grabbing sime gravel”.
Screenshot of a tweet by Grian. The caption reads “Mumbo wrote out a list of what we need for Sahara. Who knows what half of this means”. The picture is a discord message from ThatMumboJumbo, filled with spelling mistakes, reading: “2 observers, 2 [sticky], 2 [droppers], 1 [dispenser], 3 [slime, unintelligible], 2 redstone torches, 3 [repeaters], 4 [comparators]! 4 [furnaces], 13 [hoppers], 5 [chests]
Screenshot of a reddit post by u/whydoicareagain. The caption reads “it had to be said (hope no one else has done it). The image is comparing an image of a normal Mumbo skin with his shirtless, shaved, belt-wearing season 6 skin. The text reads “another actor’s life ruined by drugs and alcohol”.
Screenshot of a tumblr post by omgitzlongdennis. The text reads “*Walking around LGBTQ+ Hermitcraft* GAYTimesWithScar? TangoTRANS? BIJevin? pearLESBIANmoon? MUMBO JUMBO?” After each name there is an emoji, and the “gay” part of each name is uppercase. The entirety of “Mumbo Jumbo” is uppercase.
Screenshot of a tumblr thread. The first post is by ahmc, with a doodle of Mumbo Jumbo surrounded by an explosion of blood. midlifecrisis2021 reblogs with “When you sneeze while you’re on your period”. ahmc responds “Mumbo Jumbo is NOT on his period”. Megabuild reblogs with an image of the comments. presidentbidengetspegged says “Mumbo jumbo is allowed a little period. as a treat.” sphere-slayer says “I agree with tumblr user presidentbidengetspegged is not I sentence I ever thought I’d say”
A screenshot of a tumblr thread, continuing from the Mumbo Jumbo period post. hiveswap reblogs an image of a comment, saying “A real ceo would get a hysterectomy”. They say below “W. Would an egg dying each month be considered peace love and plants.” timedeo reblogs with “everything i see from hermitblr is fucking insane”
An image of a reddit post, showing a picture of a man in front of a computer watching a Mumbo Jumbo video. The text reads “He just nutted in me and started watching mumbo jumbo 😪”. Below is a tweet by mumbo, reading “I appear to have front pages on reddit today. To the man responsible: a gentleman normally waits at least 5 minutes, but I appreciated the support 😳”
A screenshot of a tumblr post by eyes-inthe-skies-deactivated202, with an image of a youtube community post by Mumbo Jumbo. The text reads “I am currently out in the Philippnes working hard on videos with the sound of cock…” the text ends and is followed by a read more. Below is a cropped image of Mumbo editing videos. The caption reads “how does this keep happening to him”.
A screenshot of a twitter post by mcytburner2022. The image is from a youtube animatic of Grian and Joel, and Flaming Torrent says in the comments “We love two married men comfortable joking about these things XD wholesome af”. In the replies, Xuan Bach Nguyen asks “grian’s married?” “to who? mumbo?”. dpage says “@Xuan Bach Nguyen to his wife”
A screenshot of a tumblr post on a bad hermitcraft headcanons account. Anonymous says “Grian’s soul misses his flesh so after eating Grian’s soul, Mumbo constantly feels the urge bite Grian, eat Grian, chop Grian up into little bits, boil Grian alive, etc. Since Grian respawns, they could conceivably come to an arrangement where Grian comes over for Sunday dinners ;)”. The response reads “looking at the remnants from the old inbox is like coming head to head with vengeful ghost that i have somehow wrong but have no idea how. are yiu making jumbo jumbo and grian nbc hannibal anon? are you hanniballing mumbo Fucking jumbo?”
A screenshot of mumbo’s instagram account, with an image of him fishing with someone else. His t-shirt is cropped to read “S EX MACHI”. The caption by Mumbo reads “DEUS EX MACHINA, IT SAYS DEUS EX MACHINA! Unfortunate crop on my t-shirt..” A caption by someone else below reads “MUMBO “SEX MACHINE” JUMBO BABEY!!!!!!!!”
A screenshot of a tumblr post by askzloyxp - the writer of the hermitcraft recap. An ask sent by vintrkaka reads “who would win, mumbo “sex machine” jumbo or grian “big tidy” minecraft?” zloy responds “There are no losers in [consensual] intercourse”
A screenshot of a tumblr post from the mcytblrconfessions account. Anonymous says “i drew mumbo jumbo and my dad said he looked “feminine and woke” …”

wanted to get them all in one place. feel free to add

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rage is ingrained into my bones capitalism can fuck off and die forever thx
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