Likeablelollies - AlicesNightmare

quick 30 min painting :3

DO NOT LET SOCIAL MEDIA TURN YOU INTO AN AMERICAN

Here is a series of bird mounted mouse archers!  Each one represents a different season.

Prints available here

friendship ended with mike crew

now jonathan is my new vast friend

More of this AU here

Ah.

Completely Out of Context & Unhinged TMA Moments

Man marries a bug

Homophobic vase

Man gets stuck in the spiral for 6 hours and then just leaves when he realises he was late for dinner

Oversized Pig eats a circus clown

Man eats notepads

Man eats computer

College kids leave an apple full of teeth on professors desk

Sky eats a man (twice)

Man learns to live with a creepy coffin in his flat

Dustbin men find a bag full of human teeth

Plumber who is so oblivious he does not notice human skin in a drain

Vampires

Worm sex

Music that makes you die

“I’m being crushed to death, might as well take a nap”

Couples weird roommate joins a cult but cuts down on energy bills

Circus Clown eats brother

Evil books

Getting lost in the suburbs

The blanket never did anything

Delivery men who act exactly like delivery men, but worse

Door eats woman

Shot by a ghost

Woman gouges out eyes in order to quit job

Local cop eaten by a coffin

Pls add more in the comments

other podcasts: 0-2 swears per episode, carefully placed for maximum effect

malevolent, every 5 seconds: JESUS FUCKING CHRIST what the FUCK was that

Picture this. It's October 30th. You get a notification that TMA 2 is uploaded. You pull out your headphones, sit down, and press play. You listen. It starts out as usual, Rusty Quill presents the Magnus Archives part two, the viola gets higher, dum dum dum dum, the music stops. A tape recorder starts. There's a high, american voice introducing statement #0191123. It's not the voice you're used to that you hear. It's Chris Pratt. He's voicing Jonathan Sims.

relatable

i was a very anxious child

me n who