Posting My First Owl House Comic From This Summer To Reintroduce My Art To Tumblr!

Completely Out of Context & Unhinged TMA Moments

Man marries a bug

Homophobic vase

Man gets stuck in the spiral for 6 hours and then just leaves when he realises he was late for dinner

Oversized Pig eats a circus clown

Man eats notepads

Man eats computer

College kids leave an apple full of teeth on professors desk

Sky eats a man (twice)

Man learns to live with a creepy coffin in his flat

Dustbin men find a bag full of human teeth

Plumber who is so oblivious he does not notice human skin in a drain

Vampires

Worm sex

Music that makes you die

“I’m being crushed to death, might as well take a nap”

Couples weird roommate joins a cult but cuts down on energy bills

Circus Clown eats brother

Evil books

Getting lost in the suburbs

The blanket never did anything

Delivery men who act exactly like delivery men, but worse

Door eats woman

Shot by a ghost

Woman gouges out eyes in order to quit job

Local cop eaten by a coffin

Pls add more in the comments

Wizards! Stop scrolling!! This is your reminder to:

Feed your homunculus

Recast your wards

Drain all your old potions into the sewer system

Send that cursed demon tooth to the Wizard Council, their problem now

Never blink, not even once, blinking is failure

Statement remains.........

[enjoying his meal]

Deadly Smile

Artist: Alatyss on DeviantArt

Source: https://www.deviantart.com/alatyss/art/Melon-Beastars-928813518

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I hope you have a nice day! :)

Do you remember me?

trans guy who finally figured out his name, about to come out in the funniest way to his friends: hey guys can i be frank with you all

this is your gentle reminder to stop fighting against your adhd and instead structure your life around it

buy a pack of chapsticks and put one in the pocket of all of your coats and jackets because you always forget to bring one and chapped lips is sensory hell

leave important things where you can see them. if they go in a box or a drawer you will forget they exist

put any appointments or deadlines in your phone calendar As Soon As you get them. set a reminder for a week before, a day before, an hour before, as many as you need as often as you need them.

when that little voice in your head says "i dont need to write that down, ill remember it" that is the devil talking!!! write it down anyway!!

plan for down time. have a few hours at the end of every day to just do fun stuff like engage in your hyperfixations. even if you didnt get all of your work done that day, have the rest anyway. you probably spent the whole day beating yourself up for not doing what you Should be doing, so you still need the break.

if you never eat vegetables because its too much effort to chop and cook them, get the frozen or canned shit. it doesnt go off for ages and you just have to microwave it. theres no point buying fresh vegetables if they just keep going off and being left to rot in the bottom of your fridge

if you struggle to decide what to have for dinner every day, take the decision out of it. choose a set of meals and eat those on rotation until you get sick of them, then choose some new ones and do it again.

its not stupid if it works! our brains literally have a chemical deficiency. you are allowed to accommodate yourself. go forth and stop making your life more difficult than it has to be because "this shouldn't be this hard". it is hard, so make it easier.

POST GREAT AWAKENING SCHISM BATTLE ROYALE: CHOOSE YOUR FIGHTER

CATHOLICS:

Transsubstantiation: Catholics can consume the body and blood of Christ to recover health

Organized priesthood: Catholics can upgrade upgrade units power over time

Saint Veneration: Sufficiently upgraded units can call the saints to aid them in combat.

Catholic Beast Mode: Sufficiently damaged units may enter "Catholic Beast Mode" incurring heavy court settlement fees.

PROTESTANTS:

New Bible: Protestant scripture only has 66 books compared to the catholic 73, units are trained 10% faster

Humility: Protestants have no need for opulence, and can form churches in abandoned liquor stores and old office buildings.

All In Grace: Lack of tiered priest class allows all units access to miracles

Revivalism: Protestant units can fork into the Baptist and Evangelical subclasses

Mortal Mary: Does not venerate Mary as a saint. Units take 25% more damage from women due to misogyny, but also deal 25% extra damage to Nuns.