My Ideal Au

I agree whole heartedly with you @wawakanda-btch

i know that theoretically disney held a “most attractive men” meeting to design flynn/eugene but can we just admit that they should’ve given up trying to make the most attractive animated man because they’d already done it

Well.....if I must.

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

I'm sad to see this after Christmas. Before I could also join this club of scaring the Christ out of family members.

My autistic brother created a new family Christmas tradition

Okay, so last year, my mom bought this Christmas moose that she lovingly named Barry

This is him

Cute, right?

Well, for whatever reason only known to my brother, he decided that he wanted to put Barry in different rooms of our house and it usually scares the shit out of whomever happens upon Barry; usually the person who finds him is the person that my brother wanted to scare.

So far, Barry has been found

On our dining room table

On my dad's side of my parents' bed

In my parents' closet

Outside their bedroom door (at 5 in the morning and scared my mother shitless)

Near the kitchen door

Near my fucking bed

At the bottom of my sister's stairwell

In our bathroom

And down the hallway

This has gone on for 9 days and it doesn't seem to show signs of stopping. Most of the time we know who gets Barry because it's always followed with a very loud "FUCKING BARRY!!!!!"

My brother is the funniest fucking person I know.

Homosex, Hope, and butter 🧈

I may be a Christian. But I'm not homophobic. I know how to treat people with kindness and respect. Something I think your dad needs to learn.

Reblog if you're not homophobic

Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad. 

Aaah yes...that wonderful time of year..is upon us again.

Early Christmas thots don’t even @ me

Theatre nerds when they're alone.

hands down best moment in television history. 

@ non star trek fans, try explain whats going on here 

I need money right now so.....let's do this.

this is the money dog, repost in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!!

I'm all for it. Any fan of impractical jokers is a friend of mine. Just message me, if you wanna do or anything else.

whom would like to be my friend? :)

Please work

May the 10 of Pentacles bless your account with more money than you can spend. 💵✨