I Fear The McLaren 2nd Driver Agony And Inequality Is Beginning To Show With Oscar…😞

Currently writing a short (smutty) fic about Max getting back at Charles for giggling at his DNF in the cool down room, iykyk.

While I know that Charles wasn’t laughing directly at Max, I still find it hilarious and want to write about Max being hot and ‘punishing’ Charles.

Wild take, but I’ve decided that Charles planned it because he knows how hot Max is when he’s jealous and mad. (And especially because of how much harder he’ll get fucked.)

Is this something you guys would be interested in reading? And if so, feel free to add any suggestions, I’m not done so I’d be happy to write in some of your ideas!!🫶🫶

This is the giggle of a man with no regrets.

LESTAPPEN 1-2 REAL F1 IS BACK BABY!!!

Then there’s Kimi never getting his drink😖💔

Ollie Bearman (Jeddah 2024): “The drink is going everywhere except in my mouth!” Charles Leclerc (Abu Dhabi 2022): “Grazie, grazie… [chokes on water] Oh, I pressed the drinks button. Ohhhh! Grazie ragazzi!”

Name a more iconic duo than Ferrari drivers + struggling with the drink. 😓

Crane: [Reading chat] Crane is my dad? I’m not sure I am.

Max: Alright, daddy.

MAX EMILIAN VERSTAPPEN PLEASE KEEP YOUR DADDY KINK BETWEEN YOU AND CHARLES.

(jk we love to see it)

Chris: Where are you, Max?

Max: I’m coming, darling!

The fanfic writers were apparently right in assuming that Max would use “darling,” or “schatje,” as a term of endearment!!!

Real person fiction? Nah, real person TRUTH.

Fred and Charles jumping into the water 🤣

Lacy is both the worst and best thing to have happened to Formula 1

I haven’t known a day of peace since the F1 editors found this song.

AHHHHHHHHHH

AshghhagahahhagHhHahgHaaAgghfh

I think I’ve seen this film before…

Not Max and Lando being in their Brocedes era😪💔

The way this picture is so metaphorical because Seb, Redbull’s golden boy, has the sunlight shining in his face and is waving to fans while Mark, Redbull’s doomed by the narrative 2nd driver, is hidden in the darkness of the car and letting Seb get all the attention.

I’m so normal about them!!