HAPPY 37TH BIRTHDAY TO OUR FAVORITE NIGHTMARE OF A TWINK, SEBASTIAN VETTEL!!!🤗🤗

DIVAAAAAAAA!!!!!💜💜💜💜

MY BEAUTIFUL FASHION KING ZHOU GUANYU SCORING HIS TEAM’S FIRST POINTS IN ONE OF THE MOST CHAOTIC RACES THIS SEASON!!!!<3

JAMES VOWLES SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT WANTING TO FIRE LOGAN FOR 24 HOURS CHALLENGE!!! **gone wrong** **failed**

watching the front positions of f1: Same 5 guys trading off finishing positions with each other every week

watching the midfield/backrunners of f1: Pierre Gasly and Esteban Ocon are roleplaying Javert and Hugh Jackman in a Les Miserables fight to mutually assured destruction over a no-points position. Lewis Hamilton is going to physically fight his own car to the death. Yuki Tsunoda and Daniel Ricciardo are going to physically fight each other to the death, but Daniel has a disadvantage because Lance Stroll has a sniper rifle aimed at his head. The Saubers are rewriting the federalist papers in the pits. Kevin Magnussen has planted a bomb on the track, and the blast has inevitably caught a Williams.

LESTAPPEN 1-2 REAL F1 IS BACK BABY!!!

one day you’re casually interested in cars going vroom and the next you discover brocedes and life is simply never the same afterwards

Oscar is Zendaya confirmed??

Should’ve known from the way he laughs at Lando’s terrible jokes…even more proof that Lando is Tom

“three tickets to challengers please”

FIA was really handing out penalties this weekend like a middle schooler with gum

"It's x's home race because he drives for an Italian team" "Its y's home race because he speaks Italian" WRONG. It's Yuki Tsunoda's home race because he literally lives 15km from the track and the nonnas in town call him Yukino

I got a tonsillectomy on Tuesday, had to go into emergency surgery last night, woke up and sobbed because I missed the first half of the race, then took drugs for my throat pain and ranted on Tumblr about Max Verstappen and Lando Norris.

Sorry yall had to deal with that, my life has been utter chaos recently😭✊

I think the fact that Lando isn’t used to being at the front of the field has reflected a lot on not only his racing but also the way he handles situations post-race.

When he pushed Max into the grass in Spain he joked that he had “left plenty of space” in the press conference afterwards, but after the crash today he’s gone around parading that Max is too aggressive, has lost his respect, and is overall handling it immaturely by making himself out to be an innocent bystander when it was simply hard racing with mistakes made from both drivers.

Essentially, Lando needs to mature if he’s going to be a genuine contender for the championship because these piss fits are a behavior to leave in the midfield. You don’t see Max whining to interviewers that he deserves an apology and that his rivaling drivers have lost his respect because he is mature enough to handle those things privately, especially considering that they’re good friends off-track.

(I don’t mean any offense, I have nothing against Lando, just thought I’d give my thoughts on the absolute chaos that was today’s race.)