brave gang brave gang
every single person who reblogs this
every
single
person
will get “doot doot" in their ask box
Just remember guys, if Peeta had been a double, they would have called him Pee Pee
Climbs in through a window. If you're still doing these, can i rq some headcanons about Joel's family? You dont gotta go super in-depth on each of them individually or anything ofc, but id love to hear any thoughts you have about them or their relationships with eachother!
*bashing you in head with broom, knocking you out from the window* GIT!! GIT OUTTA HERE!! GIT!!!!/pos
CLINT
- actually had a bit of a stutter pre infection
- One of those really lovey couples with Maddison. Quite literally a match made in heaven
- The type of guy to watch tv while standing up, hands on hips and shit
MADDISON
- very soft spoken
- The type of person who’s too embarrassed to grab ketchup for themselves in a restaurant but is up and at the counter the moment someone else needs some
- She’s the ‘most gorgeous brown eyes you’ve ever seen’ to Clint’s ‘staring into your soul’
BABY TEETH
- uh. It’s a baby. I dunno what I can do here man 😭
- Refused to come up for anyone else but Maddison, even then one wrong move would have her flinching back into the void
- Actually kinda doglike. Didn’t flip her shit (maliciously) at her family but the moment there was an intruder she’s lunging out of the pit at them.
BENJAMIN
- had the same personality as Sophie. Him and Joel beefed a lot but their bond was still very close.
- Got the brunt of the blow with baby teeth’s biting, bitten from his face all the way down to his neck before someone could pull her away from him. That baby’s got HANDS.
- Obsessed with the army. Would linger around corners and watch intently whenever Mr Henderson would show up for rent or tenant matters. Mr Henderson actively attempted to avoid entering this apartment because a five year old staring at you is not a pleasant feeling
'I asked chat GPT-'
oh did you? You asked something that steals shit to lie to you about a subject? And you just tell me this like I care to know what it said? Like I wanted to know its opinion? I regularly ask my cat Cheesey Gordita Crunch about many subjects and I think I trust his judgement more than whatever bullshit ur shitty algorithm spat out
My manager was like. "I found the best video on YouTube" and I said "oh?" And he said it's called "one hour of silence periodically interrupted by the sound of a metal pole clanking" and proceeded to play it
Every time the pole clanks he spooks like a wild horse and keeps getting more and more frustrated
We are about 20 minutes in and he's like "god I can't wait for this to be over" refusing to turn it off
in the one. straight up “wheating it”. and by”it”, haha, well. let’s justr say. Mark
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