I Love My Rat Son

It's really funny to take Spanish with people from different Spanish-speaking countries, because the ones from South American countries are like "Yeah no one uses vosotros, we don't know what it's doing here" and the ones from Europe are like "If you don't give our beloved second-person plural its due respect, the Hounds will find you"

THEN I'LL BECOME THE MONSTER

I WILL DEAL THE BLOW

AND I'LL BECOME THE MONSTER

LIKE NONE THEY'VE EVER KNOWWNN

SO WHAT IF IM THE MONSTER

LURKING DEEP BELOW?

I MUST BECOME THE MONSTER

AND THEN WE'LL MAKE IT HOME

Hello there! I hope you're doing well and staying safe out there!!😊❤️🧡💛💚💙💜💖🖤🤎🤍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🌟

If you can, could you please Joel with a Gible together? I feel like they would be great friends <3

Thank you so much if you answer this!! ^^💖💖💖

YES SIR I CAN ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ YES

I love any excuse to draw my son❤️❤️ Thanks for the request! I hope you're doing good as well!!

My manager was like. "I found the best video on YouTube" and I said "oh?" And he said it's called "one hour of silence periodically interrupted by the sound of a metal pole clanking" and proceeded to play it

Every time the pole clanks he spooks like a wild horse and keeps getting more and more frustrated

We are about 20 minutes in and he's like "god I can't wait for this to be over" refusing to turn it off

Made a meme

This was based on this error in the wiki:

Before I hit the hay and leave to the concrete jungle, I have to post these devious queer lists (like tier list but for the el gee bee tee) I made on VC . I'm tormenting my friend with look outside rn and it will become your problem too, dear reader!

Yes I will explain all of these just uhh scroll down ig

Rustle rustle grabs my papers . Ahem .

Okay I'm following the first tier list's order (besides Sam, he goes first) while I try to remember my reasons at like midnight rn so bear with me here.

Sam is an any pronouns bisexual because he is the self insert protagonist. It would be weird for him to be anything else for that reason alone. Don't tell me I'm wrong for this one or any of these for that matter I WILL kill you IRL with MY ARMY OF SQUIRRELS

Okay anyway Lyle is a cis gay man because at least the mlm part is canon. He doesn't strike me as someone particularly curious about his gender he just rlly wants sam's dick I mean lips. Yeah.

Hellen is a cis but butch lesbian ! She has lesbian energy I think she and Sam can be Yuri if you squint really hard. I have a reason as to why she's cis but you'll have to go through my 7 woke opinions to hear why.

Leigh is also a lesbian because hi Hellen x Leigh nation I see you. Also she/they/it is a diabolical pronoun line up, don't think I've ever met someone with those pronouns who doesn't bite people irl. She would bite your lips off if you tried to kiss her so like don't do that okay? Okay.

SHE'S CUT OFF IN BOTH IMAGES BUT THAT'S BERYL. TRANSFEMME LESBIAN BECAUSE OF A FUNNY MEME I SAW ABOUT TOP SURGERY OKAY THAT'S THE ONLY REASON BACK OFF

SAME GOES FOR FREDERIC EXCEPT ITS THE LINE "DEPENDING ON THE TIME OF DAY THE FRENCH GO EITHER WAY" I had to make sure that aligned properly with my dope as hell animatic (I'M WORKING ON IT). Also he's kinda transition goal so he gets to be transmasc tralalalala

Aster I imagined using Tumblr . Like the way he talks reminds me of Tumblr users, as a Tumblr user using Tumblr rn. Why does that matter? Idk bro but have you ever met a cishet person here? Yeah that's what I thought.

Okay Dan was like the second one I did. He gave me the energy of my former high school cishet classmates that would grab each other's asses but claim that they were just friends like okay bro whatever you say ig

With Jeanne I had the idea of her having been in a situationship with a biker back in the 90s and it just left her kinda confused, I think she has bigger things to worry about atm

AURELIUS' TWINK TIER HAS CONTEXT BUT I FORGOT WHAG IT WAS I think I made like a joke that the way he talks reminded me of TikTok femboys and my friend pinned the message in our chat and yeah so he got his own special tier, gj Aurelius!

Papineau was hard but my friend convinced me of them being enby cuz of the whole janitor thing so congrats you've been promoted to he/they. Also aroace cuz dawg's too occupied with cleaning to worry about relationships

Roach and Morton are both bugs and I don't think bugs really conform to our standards of love and gender plus they're too busy trying to not get eaten by rat baby rn

Xaria and Monty swapped genders back in highschool and one time I saw someone say that they're qpr together and god that's so true to me, thanks kind stranger for your wisdom

Ernest is a transition goal so same thing as Frederic, to the transmasc tier with you. Additionally! I think he doesn't really worry too much about finding love again because he has this whole muse thing going on. He liked this lady once, she's probably dead now and he sings songs about missing her. See my vision,,, (I love Ernest so much I might be his only fan)

Sybil doesn't remember jackshit but she's straight and she's transfemme, not that that matters much considering she's like all slopped now but good for her (in my head she once looked like elendira from the trigun manga,,)

I used cute moth philippe here but I was referring to the evil fungus. The evil fungus belongs into the derogatory tier because fuck you

Jasper... Let it go bro... That's the only reason he's in derogatory and also I don't think he's trans, he would watch conspiracy theory shorts

Oh yeah then the kids. Kids can be gay! I was very bi when I was younger . But ranking them in the sexuality list felt kinda weird so I just didn't do it. Rat baby got put into xeno tier because it doesn't have any gendered pronouns, does it even have a gender, is it even aware full stop?

Okay that's all I got, this post is so long. It's late so if I missed anyone chew me up in the tags idm . If u disagree lmk as well cuz I'm very much a multi-hc person and I am very agreeable. Though I'm always right so like heh I'm not expecting THAT to happen... (I hope you can tell that this shit is so unsrs)

Gn look outside nation... Sincerely, Benny mcSluggins

Hmmm can I have some headcanons on the rest of the recruitables' opinions on the Masked Shadow? Like have they heard of it / can comprehend its existence (??), and what they think of it if they do know? (you don't have to do all of them if it's too many people ofc)

(bc to my knowledge in the canon I don't see the rest of the gang interacting with it and such and it's lowkey driving me crazy LOL)

FOUR (five) PEOPLE!! Because I’m shit at long posts lmao

XARIA AND MONTY

- VERY much dislike it.

- When they first took over Sam’s room, it didn’t get the memo and showed up in there while they were trying to sleep

- Cue two spooked art students rushing out of Sam’s room screaming about something getting in

- Very embarrassed by that incident, neither can look at it without wincing a little at the leftover embarrassment

- Xaria attempted to take it out on it violently, but when she punched the robe it crumpled, then just flattened back into place. No reaction, just the empty expression of its smiling mask staring back at her.

- Both avoid it best they can now.

MORTON

- On the other hand, Morton LOVES it.

- I like to think that, due to the rat cheese thing, that its gifts are not limited only to Sam.

- Unsure of it at first, but the moment it pulled out a shiny trinket for him he was entirely sold.

- Likes to sit near it and tell it about his collection. Silent listener and dude who could yap for hours. Both benefit from this development because Morton no longer needs to find someone willing and the shadow has someone willing to speak to it like a friend.

RAT BABY

- Curious, then scared, then indifferent

- Originally was a lot more interested in it, but baby attention span and the more interesting things happening around the apartment catch its attention way more than the shade in the corner.

- Does like the gifts though, if it motions rat baby over its running up and yipping at the bottom of its robe excitedly

HELLEN

- not fond of it, but willing to tolerate it. The only one it doesn’t gift to because she refuses them each time.

- Doesn’t like how she can’t intimidate it, but also relieved a little? Like, if it becomes aggressive there’s not much she can do in the scary department like she usually can, but it’s nice to look at something and not have it flinch back in response.

“ships should at least make sense.” no. ships can make sense, sure. but they’re just fictional characters we play with for fun. they’re fantasies, not a fucking thesis paper. so no, they don’t always have to make sense. they just have to make you happy (or horny).

let people enjoy (fictional) things however they want to enjoy.

dont be mean to him!!!!!

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we need more frederic content

cries cries boohooo waghhhh