Hey Look It’s The Punks.

“hmo” and its a conventionally attractive woman with a tail

the way the internet facilitates a sort of memetic decay of phrases related to sexual attraction to slowly, inexorably point towards the same conventionally attractive people in their 20s instead of the original meanings is so disgusting to me

this is so beautiful

Infinite Garfield generator

He's like a space heater

"She should've been at the club" but for child characters. She Should've Been At The Swing Park.

MAYSE you are on FIYAHH

arin !!

He wants to get 👅freaky👅

what I think will happen if I message my mutuals

Climbs in through a window. If you're still doing these, can i rq some headcanons about Joel's family? You dont gotta go super in-depth on each of them individually or anything ofc, but id love to hear any thoughts you have about them or their relationships with eachother!

*bashing you in head with broom, knocking you out from the window* GIT!! GIT OUTTA HERE!! GIT!!!!/pos

CLINT

- actually had a bit of a stutter pre infection

- One of those really lovey couples with Maddison. Quite literally a match made in heaven

- The type of guy to watch tv while standing up, hands on hips and shit

MADDISON

- very soft spoken

- The type of person who’s too embarrassed to grab ketchup for themselves in a restaurant but is up and at the counter the moment someone else needs some

- She’s the ‘most gorgeous brown eyes you’ve ever seen’ to Clint’s ‘staring into your soul’

BABY TEETH

- uh. It’s a baby. I dunno what I can do here man 😭

- Refused to come up for anyone else but Maddison, even then one wrong move would have her flinching back into the void

- Actually kinda doglike. Didn’t flip her shit (maliciously) at her family but the moment there was an intruder she’s lunging out of the pit at them.

BENJAMIN

- had the same personality as Sophie. Him and Joel beefed a lot but their bond was still very close.

- Got the brunt of the blow with baby teeth’s biting, bitten from his face all the way down to his neck before someone could pull her away from him. That baby’s got HANDS.

- Obsessed with the army. Would linger around corners and watch intently whenever Mr Henderson would show up for rent or tenant matters. Mr Henderson actively attempted to avoid entering this apartment because a five year old staring at you is not a pleasant feeling

Zane is legit the only one who can cook and regularly abuses this power