Bridges Burned (Part I)

Makeshift parental figure (byakkos on her way to work

alternatively to atsushi slow blinking at ppl and confusing them, akutagawa googling cat facts and slow blinking at atsushi out of curiosity and atsushi turning so red he falls over and naturally the ada notice so then dazai slow blinks at him and atsushi blushes so much and only calms down until ranpo does it and so on and so forth then he's so flustered trying to slow blink back at everyone and trying not to pass out from how red he is

the ada has to shut off the lights on their christmas tree in the office during working hours because atsushi will just stare at it for ages if they don't

Lately I’ve been really enamoured with the idea that the tiger is like. a secondary personality in atsushi’s head that he can speak to, and occasionally the living incarnation of gremlin brain

atsushi, grocery shopping: okay so i’ve saved enough coupons to eat this week tiger: fish. eat. consume! atsushi: no, i’m not transforming in the middle of the supermarket so you can go apeshit on the raw fish section. tiger: but….fish prey atsushi: but money can and should be exchanged for goods and services tiger: useless square leaves.

atsushi: smiling is a display of affection, okay? tiger: baring your teeth is a challenge and an invitation to fight or submit atsushi: well, how would you show affection? tiger: slow blink to display trust. rub scent glands against them. chuff. curl around to share warmth. atsushi: that’s– listen I know I had a weird childhood deprived of affection, but I really don’t think that’s how it works. tiger: ….bring prey for them to consume? atsushi: no. i still haven’t been able to look Kunikida in the eyes ever since you left the dead rat on his back porch tiger: was gift. atsushi: he doesn’t eat rats! tiger:…bring mouse? atsushi: you know this would be a lot easier if you didn’t keep suggesting dead animals the rest of the ADA, who’s been watching this one sided exchange go down: 0_0

dazai and atsushi eating a snack together, sitting side by side and atsushi's tail happily wagging (in that slow cat way) and accidentally hitting dazai and thus disappearing and then appearing and wagging again but accidentally hitting dazai and disappearing and then appearing and wagging again but accidentally hitting dazai and then appearing and wagging again but accidentally-

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Silly bsd stuff i would totally write about if i had the ability to put two sentences together:

Ada having a pet fish and having to keep atsushi away

Kenji bringing a cow in to the office and sharing with atsushi as everyone watches in horror

Atsushi playing with dazais bandages after they loosen up on his wrists

Kenji and atsushi making popcorn but instead of using a lid they try to catch the pieces with their mouth jumping around like crazy

Dazai being forced to do his own work coz atsushi started eating his papers

Atsushi knocking kunikidas journal off the table out of feline instinct and kunikida going off on dazai when he cant find it

Fukuzawa and atsushi going on walks together because he wants to feed cats and atsushi attracts them

Atsushi pulling akutagawa aside to confirm if goth people really do wear colorful socks under their boots

Atsushi and akutagawa having tea taste tests once in a while

Atsushi encouraging everyone to drink ceylon tea instead of coffee coz he's extra sensitive to coffe breath thanks to his ability

Dazai telling atsushi that naomi is an ability to fuck with him and atsushi playing along even though he can hear her heartbeat

Atsushi doing dazais paperwork on the days he smells soil on him knowing he was visiting oda

Lucy mostly knowing how to make sweet drinks because she knows atsushi likes them most

Atsushi making sushi for kyouka often after junichiro taught him how to roll a joint and he improvised

Chuuya thinking dazais kid is a fucking weirdo for walking around with the strangest contact lenses casually