thinking about the kudo family today. I mean I get that you guys love each other and are very famous but why would you abandon your child? He was barely even a teenager when you left him. No wonder he is out there, making flashy deductions, hungry to get some form of attention that is not from his best friend. Maybe he thinks that if he too is a celebrity like his mum and a famous detective like his father, they would love him more. They would visit him more. They would maybe finally stay.
It took Shinichi almost dying for them to return to Japan. Then they kidnap him, make him think he is going to die at the hands of people who tried to kill him earlier. After talking with him, they disappear again. No wonder Shinichi is the way he is right now.
There are many incompetent people unfit to be parents in the DCMK world, but the Kudos are definitely in the Top 3 after the Kurobas who take the cake for being the worst parents ever in the world of DCMK.
Au where when Saiki was younger, he sometimes ran into Aren's mom injured and helped her out, and he became something like an unofficial medic to her and her little group. Sometimes when Saiki was patching her up, she would vaguely talk about her kid around his age and stuff. Well, she wouldn't mention Aren by name or talk about him out loud but Saiki just reads her thoughts and so he vaguely knows about her little Hoodlum but then she and her gang moved and Saiki being a little too good at Rock Paper Scissors happened and so they got separated and drifted apart.
Only for some odd years later (Like, four or five) and Aren transfers into Saiki's class with his whole trying to be a normie spiel and how he is totally not gonna be a punk anymore. Aren doesn't really look like his parents (In the same way of how Kusuo and Kusuke don't really look like Kurumi) so Saiki doesn't really suspect anything- and neither does Aren, and they carry on. Imagine a similar situation as the street magician Chouno Uryoku and how his ex-wife did not look anything like how the dude thought of her.
Saiki never really got out of his Street Medic habits and Aren sometimes coming to school with some scrapes from gangsters either trying to pick a fight or drag him back into his past only exacerbates Saiki's medic habits. Like, he always used to carry bandages and alcohol wipes and antibiotic ointment, but had talked to just carrying bandages because a whole medkit had been annoying to carry and needless for an esper like him. Though, he had started carrying a bit more for Kaidou and Hairo when they become closer. (Saiki adds the antibiotic ointment back into his repertoire for Aren)
When they gets close enough and Aren invites them to his house is when the fun really starts. Kaidou and Nendo find Aren's baby album and look through it and everything. But Saiki spots a smaller album on the book shelf and is thinking "Better not show too many of these family albums to those two, who knows what we might see" trying not to think about the album collections documenting his parent's dates and stuff.
And when Aren comes back into the room the four are just vibing and hanging out, Aren even bought out some Coffee jelly as an offering thank you for coming ya introverted bean. So, even Saiki is in a pretty good mood. And then they hear the front door open and close with shuffling and stuff with a 'We're home, Hoodlum!' and Aren going to greet his parents like the totally good kid he is, and Saiki is like "??? That voice sounds kinda familar."
And whadduya know!
When Aren's mom turns around from putting stuff in the fridge, Saiki instanting recognizes her and its the same lady he helped all those years ago! I imagine its not a big dramatic moment but there is a "What a surprise" moment. And she's just like "Haha! Little Medic, you're friends with my brat, what a small world! I hope he's treating you and his other friends right."
And Aren is standing there after trying to introduce his friends like "What." Kaidou says "You know Saiki???? But he never leaves his house!" But Nendou is the one to be like "Wow, Aren's Mom, how do you know my buddy?"'
To which Aren's Mom says briefly that Saiki used to get discounts from the stores near her hangouts (Rough part of town, but great prices for stingy child espers) and how he used to help her and some of her girls. Aren is over here dumbfounded, and Kaidou is just like, "wouldn't he have been like, six, a decade ago??" That Saiki pointedly does not confirm.
But Saiki and Aren's mom are over here just casually talking while all the other teenagers are standing there, bewildered. Like, Aren is over here being like "Hold on, I thought Saiki was a goody-goody, He knows my mom?!?" Meanwhile:
Aren's Mom: How's that brother of yours?
Saiki: Moved to Britain and is still a sore loser.
Aren's Mom: Haha, good to know he's not bothering ya! So, how's my little hoodlum doing in class? Not being a brat is he?
Saiki in a true show of open candidness: If he was a bother, he wouldn't still be in my class.
And Kaidou and Aren are nearly shitting their pants from this being like "SAIKI?????" with it just completely flying over Nendo's head.
Then, the rest of the hang out is Aren's Mom sharing stories of tiny Aren while Saiki is eating more Coffee Jelly
So, as I said before, I recently got horribly scammed and am in debt because of it. They tricked me into using a method that couldn’t be fought without getting the police involved and they are, uh, states away and I don’t even know if they gave me the correct address. So, I have to build up ~$1800 to be able to use my account again.
With that in mind, I am opening up commissions again. I will not be doing any more requests or personal projects until my debt is cleared.
Also, my Patreon (https://patreon.com/zonerobotnik) is still open, because my account can still have money sent to it by electronic transfer, as well as ATM deposit.
So, once again, here are my prices.
Commission pricing:
Headshot:
B&W - $5
Color - $10
With basic (gradient) background - $15
With complex background - $20
More than one person - $5 extra for each added person
Bust:
B&W - $20
Color - $25
With basic (gradient) background - $30
With complex background: $35
More than one person: $5 extra for each added person
Full Body:
B&W - $35
Color - $40
With basic (gradient) background - $45
With complex background $50
More than one person - $5 extra for each person
Extremely complicated pictures, like fighting, karaoke, etc:
B&W - $100
Color - $150
More than two people - $5 extra for each extra person
NSFW:
Basic posing - $100
Complex posing (bondage, etc) - $150
More than one person - $10 extra for each person if you want a three-way or anything beyond that.
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Can’t:
Most animals, unless I’m given a very good reference in the exact pose you want.
Vehicles, same as animals. Those are hella difficult.
Whoever designed Project Obsidian was an asshole, because I cannot draw that thing. I can’t draw complex weapons unless I get reference in the exact pose you want it in the picture.
If you want buildings to actually be recognizable…maybe don’t ask me unless you have a very good reference you can show me.
Won’t:
Gore (Can do some blood, though)
People being eaten by anything (Just in case someone tries to claim it’s not gore, which it is. I have had this discussion before, unfortunately.)
Most sexual kinks, inquire within because I don’t want to list them all here
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If a drawing isn’t your fancy, you can also commission a one-to-three-shot for $10 per 1k words. A one-shot is usually 3k words, unless a longer one is requested and then you know the price.
Won’t:
Gorey scenes (no innards coming out, for example. But, someone being stabbed, whipped, general surface wounds is fine.)
I will not do anything involving people being eaten, or zombie fics.
Most sexual kinks, inquire within.
I will NOT write anyone being turned into a donkey. Don’t even ask. Pinocchio has ruined that for me forever and ever, I have been traumatized.
So, if these prices seem fair, I will take up to 5 customers at a time. Please, do not send payment until I have accepted the job, and I will not be sending/posting the final product until I get the payment.
Payment will be via PayPal, at the email address ceencho@gmail.com
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Guys... WHY ISNT THIS FANDOM MORE POPULAR
Messed Up Idea: Semi-Good reveal where Danny's parents fully accept and love him, but they go into overprotective mode when the GIW get a lucky shot in one day. Terrified of their precious son's end they move out to Gotham where he can get plenty of ecto but the GIW are less likely to find him.
Unfortunately the best way to keep him from being found is to keep him in a special room they built to keep his ecto-signature contained and untraceable. Danny hates this because his parents won't let him out of that room anymore! It's a gilded cage filled with soft comforts and things he loves, but his sister and friends aren't there and he can't feel the wind or see the sky. Only his parents come to see him, but he knows he should be grateful they love him so much. This is the most attention they've ever given him.
But sometimes Danny is Bad and he slips away to haunt the rooftops away from his new home. He knows that it's wrong and he's endangering himself and his parents but he misses Jazz in Stanford and his friends back in Amity and the stars just above the burning smog. Sometimes he just spends lonely nights staring out at the city lights before he needs to return to that loving prison. But maybe someone new can keep him company on those lonely nights until at last he can be free again.
this art will always make me want to bawl my eyes out because what do you mean we could have pro hero touya and health assistant toga only if they had decent parents??
(I hate mha society so much)
“THAT’S MY GIRLFRIEND.”
THIS WAS JUST SO ADORABLE😭
The overwhelming sadness i feel at the fact that i wont get to watch yuri on ice again for atleast some time because i only got to watch it the first time over a free trial to crunchyroll is fucking immeasurable, i saw a single amv and it changed my tiny child life, went searching for anyway i could find to watch it, eventually gave into the subscription gods and started a crunchyroll free trial so i could watch, and i have never regretted it once in my life.
"Omg, I love these! They go up to size 6X AND they have pockets?! Wow!! But do you have anything longer?" Sure do, no problem!!
"YES these are great!!! But what about.. longer?" I gotcha!! Comin' right up!
"Now that's what I'm talkin' about! But... how about if I'm feeling like it's the kinda day where I need my clothing to be bifurcated???" Never fear, joggers are here!
*wild cheering* /scene
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