I Can't Take The "Shen Yuan Joins Bingge's Harem For Political Reasons And Bingge Has No Interest In

i watch baseball for the side quests

I might actually cry

Concept: A gender reveal party but AFTER the kid is born.

Like when the kid is 6 or 12 or 18 or 24. When the kid has decided what their gender is or isn’t.

son of a bitch everything costs money

Drawing backgrounds is so much harder than i thought it’d be 😭

Hello there! Here’s my Draw This In Your Style! With my designs of Pines family! You can change colors and composition a little bit! Please use the hashtag #TheSeaShardsDTIYS to participate in this challenge!

Love ya!

stuilly . you agree .

Dazatsu… why r u doing this to me dazatsu…

WASN'T THIS SUPPOSED TO BE THE FUNNY WHOLESOME SPIN-OFF ANIME

Ok Ok so.

In dpxdc stories. Danny always gets assumed to be sick or uses it as an excuse or whatever to hide his powers right?

What if he wasn't lying?

It wasn't something easily noticed, not when half a dozen other things could explain it after all.

The shakes lingering? Well he'd used his ice powers a lot the night before fighting Skulker.

The faint feeling and lightheadedness? Well his mom had a good shot when people didn't interfere, and while he healed fast, it wasn't from nothing; he felt better after he ate anyway.

Heart racing suddenly? Probably just attempting to regulate the low beat on reflex again to seem normal but over shot it.

But the getting out of breath or spotty vision hadn't really been easily explained.

It was Mr. Lancer who asked about it after he'd gotten up from his seat in detention-happening less and less for actual reasons and more an opportunity to safely do his work and rest, after the truce with the ghosts to leave him and the town be during certain hours-only for the next thing he knew he was on the floor, head pillowed on Mr. Lancer's sweater, and a cool wet paper towel on his forehead and neck.

POTS. Post orthostatic tachycardia syndrome. Not uncommon for those who had had injuries too their hearts to get.

It made sense when the teacher asked if he could have it. Apparently a friend of his's daughter had it.

From there, it made things easier to an extent. Salt was pretty easy to add, he figured out a wrist brace that he could extend into a cane if needed to.

In ghost form he didn't need it at all, but human form had its limits.

Despite all that he'd gone through, he graduates and even gets accepted to a college near jazz, hers was in Metropolis but Gotham had the ambient ectoplasm that he needed, and it was a day trip away.

And so Gotham U became his home, especially after his parents couldn't take that he wasn't "their son" anymore when he told them-after moving everything and getting his cheap apartment set up just in case. He considered it lucky that they loved their son enough they couldn't hunt "his ghost".

Last he'd heard they were working closer with the GIW but hadn't had much luck since the portal strangely closed soon after he left and the other ghosts didn't feel much reason to visit Amity anymore without him there.

It was Gotham U where he met Dick by literally fainting into his arms after a long day where he'd forgotten to eat and the early dinner the night before plus the going down the stairs at a quick pace and leaning forward with gravity.

"sorry, couldn't help falling for you~" the cheesy pick up line was the only thing his foggy brain could comprehend before he fainted.

"I want to be a dragon."

Help me get out of a scammer-induced debt!

So, as I said before, I recently got horribly scammed and am in debt because of it. They tricked me into using a method that couldn’t be fought without getting the police involved and they are, uh, states away and I don’t even know if they gave me the correct address. So, I have to build up ~$1800 to be able to use my account again.

With that in mind, I am opening up commissions again. I will not be doing any more requests or personal projects until my debt is cleared.

Also, my Patreon (https://patreon.com/zonerobotnik) is still open, because my account can still have money sent to it by electronic transfer, as well as ATM deposit.

So, once again, here are my prices.

Commission pricing:

Headshot:

B&W - $5

Color - $10

With basic (gradient) background - $15

With complex background - $20

More than one person - $5 extra for each added person

Bust:

B&W - $20

Color - $25

With basic (gradient) background - $30

With complex background: $35

More than one person: $5 extra for each added person

Full Body:

B&W - $35

Color - $40

With basic (gradient) background - $45

With complex background $50

More than one person - $5 extra for each person

Extremely complicated pictures, like fighting, karaoke, etc:

B&W - $100

Color - $150

More than two people - $5 extra for each extra person

NSFW:

Basic posing - $100

Complex posing (bondage, etc) - $150

More than one person - $10 extra for each person if you want a three-way or anything beyond that.

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Can’t:

Most animals, unless I’m given a very good reference in the exact pose you want.

Vehicles, same as animals. Those are hella difficult.

Whoever designed Project Obsidian was an asshole, because I cannot draw that thing. I can’t draw complex weapons unless I get reference in the exact pose you want it in the picture.

If you want buildings to actually be recognizable…maybe don’t ask me unless you have a very good reference you can show me.

Won’t:

Gore (Can do some blood, though)

People being eaten by anything (Just in case someone tries to claim it’s not gore, which it is. I have had this discussion before, unfortunately.)

Most sexual kinks, inquire within because I don’t want to list them all here

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If a drawing isn’t your fancy, you can also commission a one-to-three-shot for $10 per 1k words. A one-shot is usually 3k words, unless a longer one is requested and then you know the price.

Won’t:

Gorey scenes (no innards coming out, for example. But, someone being stabbed, whipped, general surface wounds is fine.)

I will not do anything involving people being eaten, or zombie fics.

Most sexual kinks, inquire within.

I will NOT write anyone being turned into a donkey. Don’t even ask. Pinocchio has ruined that for me forever and ever, I have been traumatized.

So, if these prices seem fair, I will take up to 5 customers at a time. Please, do not send payment until I have accepted the job, and I will not be sending/posting the final product until I get the payment.

Payment will be via PayPal, at the email address ceencho@gmail.com

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Open for business!

Alternately, if you want to tip my current work so I can update my fics during this time, you can send me money through ko-fi here: https://ko-fi.com/zonerobotnik