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2 years ago

Destroy it. Immediately upon sighting subject B3-8812 you must remove its life force. The gummy’s. To properly dispose of subject B3-8812 you must remove its gummy insides and set them on fire in the nearest entity containment unit. 

Subject B3-8812 is a shifter with a bad habit of causing mischief, usually of the dangerous variety. It has a tendency to take the life forces of other living creatures and use said life force to power its ability to shift. 

To locate S-B3-8812 you must look for items that seem out of place, such as the horrible abomination seen above. Things like that gummy horror show don’t naturally occur, they are what one might consider nightmare fuel; which ironically enough is exactly what S-B3-8812 uses in its shifting. S-B3-8812  uses creatures from you most beautiful dreams and your most haunting nightmares to design what it wishes to shift into. 

Sometimes it chooses to become people, or characters, and sometimes it decides to disguise itself as and item, a plant, or a food. The reason it chooses to become assimilate to a food option occasionally, is because to pull those nightmarish or dreamlike characters from your brain it must inhabit your body first.

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2 years ago

SO- I’ve been going to Momo-con all week this week, and I’ve been looking around for dc comics, to get a better idea of the general Batfam storyline, and I found a good fair few- I got two redhood comics detailing his backstory and what happened after, and a copy of nightwings 1st solo series debut, AND TELL ME WHY HIS HAIR IS SO- SO GLORIOUS IN HIS SOLO SERIES DEBUT COMIC. I COULD NEVER-

SO- I’ve Been Going To Momo-con All Week This Week, And I’ve Been Looking Around For Dc Comics, To
SO- I’ve Been Going To Momo-con All Week This Week, And I’ve Been Looking Around For Dc Comics, To
SO- I’ve Been Going To Momo-con All Week This Week, And I’ve Been Looking Around For Dc Comics, To
SO- I’ve Been Going To Momo-con All Week This Week, And I’ve Been Looking Around For Dc Comics, To
SO- I’ve Been Going To Momo-con All Week This Week, And I’ve Been Looking Around For Dc Comics, To
SO- I’ve Been Going To Momo-con All Week This Week, And I’ve Been Looking Around For Dc Comics, To
SO- I’ve Been Going To Momo-con All Week This Week, And I’ve Been Looking Around For Dc Comics, To
SO- I’ve Been Going To Momo-con All Week This Week, And I’ve Been Looking Around For Dc Comics, To
SO- I’ve Been Going To Momo-con All Week This Week, And I’ve Been Looking Around For Dc Comics, To
SO- I’ve Been Going To Momo-con All Week This Week, And I’ve Been Looking Around For Dc Comics, To
SO- I’ve Been Going To Momo-con All Week This Week, And I’ve Been Looking Around For Dc Comics, To
SO- I’ve Been Going To Momo-con All Week This Week, And I’ve Been Looking Around For Dc Comics, To
SO- I’ve Been Going To Momo-con All Week This Week, And I’ve Been Looking Around For Dc Comics, To
SO- I’ve Been Going To Momo-con All Week This Week, And I’ve Been Looking Around For Dc Comics, To

AND THE EYES???? IS MANS IS MADE OF BEAUTY OR SUM??


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1 year ago
2 months ago

Kaishin annoying Hakuba is one of my favourite things because it's so fun to think Hakuba meeting Shinichi and getting along with him due to their love for Sherlock Holmes and discussing cases and just as he's about to bring up his theories about who KID is, Kaito drops by and kisses Shinichi's cheek, going "Oh, Hakuba, I see you've met my boyfriend."

And Hakuba has never gone through the five stages of grief faster.

1 year ago

Damn, I’ve been caught at 5:19 am, now I have to do all that >:(

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2 months ago

Shen Yuan is, of course, a sweetheart of a cat that is totally, entirely, wasted on that acerbic Peak Lord who named him.

That is, of course, until a demon attack on the sect includes the use of True Heart Vial Rose and shows exactly what Shen Yuan is thinking.

Which happens to be rampant and increasingly creative expletives as he hisses, batting fiercely at the downed demon.

"Fuck your mother!" the cat yeowls, scratching at the demon's eyes. "You dogshit, peh! Curse your family! Your ancestors and descendants should feel shame having you in their bloodline!"

He quickly changes gears as he runs over to Shen Qingqiu, rubbing against his legs. "Jiu-ge, Jiu-ge~ That thing is filthy! Hurry and salt this wretched corpse lest it spreads some sort of miasma!"

Shen Qingqiu is, of course, more than a little pleased to do exactly that.

Shen Yuan, it seems, is utterly unaware of the fact his thoughts are understood. It doesn't help that he doesn't actually understand much of human speech (yet), so even if he's understood, he can't do the same for them. And that means he's very honest about whatever he thinks at all times.

"Is this supposed to be a gift? It's crude. It's bloody. It's exactly the kind of thing that dogfight Bai Zhan Peak would consider a prized possession. Its liver should be impeccable for qi restoration, and its bones, once in a fine powder, can help heal meridians. It's a good gift. Jiu-ge should take it." It's that commentary over the large corpse sitting outside the bamboo house that A) helps Shen Qingqiu realize it's not a threat and B) realize who it came from.

Also, apparently the cat has some sort of instinctual knowledge of beasts like itself. How curious.

"Going out of their way to misunderstand. Hmmh. Don't mind them, Jiu-ge. They aren't worth the effort. A waste of space and breath, they are."

The Peak Lord can't help a little laugh as he agrees, watching the cultivators accosting him turned red in the face at being dismissed by a cat.

"Aiyah, what am I going to do with you..." He purrs softly as he helps Shen Qingqiu calm from another, increasingly infrequent qi deviation. "You can't keep getting hurt like this. If you can't stop, I guess this Yuan will have to watch over you for as long as I live."

If Shen Qingqiu starts looking into how to help a cat become a spiritual beast after that, well, that's no one else's business.

"Jiu-ge cultivated demonically first. Of course cultivating the spiritual way only will cause an imbalance! Qi is qi, none is good or evil on principle, just like people and demons. Jiu-ge should keep using demonic cultivation to balance his energies! Fuck Wu Yanzi, there's tons of demonic cultivators better than even those from 'righteous' sects!"

If Shen Qingqiu begins improving in leaps and bounds, well, that's also his own business.

By the time Luo Binghe arrives, Shen Qingqiu is much more settled in himself and doesn't bother spiting Liu Qingge by taking a promising, fluffy-looking child on the day to pick new disciples. Though, Shen Yuan starts trailing over to Bai Zhan to go stare at the child, and in turn, Shen Qingqiu and Liu Qingge end up spending more time around each other...gross.

"Aaa Jiu-ge, don't be so shy. You clearly brought that Thousand Silver Teardrop Tea to help Qingge-ge through his bottleneck. Why act like this, ah? You're so hopeless. I suppose this cat will have to keep you company forever. Haaah."

Well, there are times he mildly wished A'Yuan would shut up. But his thoughts do end up getting the other peak lords to relax more around him.

Liu Qingge, having heard the cat's thoughts time after time, starts talking to Shen Qingqiu and treating him better. Repulsive. Do it more.

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Anyway, I just thought this would be cute.

8 months ago

It is what it is but like. Can it be something else

8 months ago
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It was an honor to draw this for you o(*⌒―⌒*)o

Based on this amazing fic

(There are a lot of spelling errors in the tags but I'm to lazy to fix it (゜_゜;))

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