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What Cursed DPXDC Ship Are You? uquiz

Take a gander at this funky uquiz I made. It took me over 5 hours and you can actively see my sanity wane as the questions go on.

reblog if the first musical you listened to was not Hamilton

Chapters: 1/? Fandom: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain’s Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Shen Jiu | Original Shen Qingqiu/Shen Yuan | Shen Qingqiu Characters: Shen Yuan | Shen Qingqiu, Shen Jiu | Original Shen Qingqiu, Cang Qiong Mountain Sect Peak Lords Additional Tags: Fix-It, Alternate Universe - Pre-Canon, Shen Jiu | Original Shen Qingqiu and Shen Yuan | Shen Qingqiu are Not the Same Person, Shen Yuan | Shen Qingqiu’s Wifebeam, love that that has a tag, Disciple Shen Yuan | Shen Qingqiu, Other Additional Tags to Be Added Summary:

Transmigrated as a Qing Jing Peak senior disciple, Shen Yuan (now Huang Yuan) is assigned a mission by the system to get the scum villain Shen Qingqiu enough emotional support that by the time the protagonist arrives he won’t turn him into a literal whipping boy for all his displaced issues. Easier said than done! This bastard is so antisocial, he doesn’t want to talk to anyone other than him! Now he’s…Giving him gifts?…Holding his hand?…Talking about auspicious dates for a wedding—WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON

A.K.A. Shen Yuan attempts therapy and wifebeams the villain

What the!

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Hes like a cat That doesn’t care where you move it as long as it can still stare ominously at the empty room corner

why is this the funniest thing ever

for danmei doodle requests, how about bingge using shen yuan as a chew toy? 👀

SY pretends he hates the marks (but we all know he loves it lmao) Thanks for the rq!! :D

[ID: A Scum Villain Doodle. Shen Yuan dressed in a hanfu that is slipping down his shoulders sits in Luo Bingge's lap, looking away from him with a very flushed and flustered nervous expression. His neck and shoulders are covered in hickeys and bite marks. Gnawing on his shoulder is LBG looking up at SY with a sultry look as his arms wrap around his waist. End ID]

STANFORD COULD NEVERRRR!!!!!

okay so we all know saiki is a genius. we all know this. I’d love to elaborate.

Saiki can pretty much passively absorb everything he learns, and it seems like he doesn’t really forget anything. Even when he has those ‘uh oh’ moments that we’ve seen, it’s always been because of a distraction and not because lack of knowledge. Bc he absorbs so much information from his direct surroundings, it takes almost nothing for him to learn what’s required of him. ie; how he’s expected to act, the best route to get somewhere, what he learns in school etc.

Consequently, it takes him very little effort to accomplish the ‘regular’ academic expectations for his age. We’ve seen him do a years worth of homework in the blink of an eye… (here comes my hc)

Thus he has a lot of time on his hands. And Saiki is innately curious. To bide his time, he likes to delve into obscure topics, to learn things that are completely unfamiliar to the average person. So Saiki knows a lot, and Saiki reads a lot. At the very ~least~ he knows all about advanced quantum physics, from Kusuke’s mind. Now this MAY be me projecting, but I like to think that Saiki loves to research all things history and philosophy (the average person is not often thinking about these things beyond the surface level).

As a result, his classmates often see him reading about some of the most random and specific subjects ever (after all, what exudes ‘don’t talk to me’ more than reading a dense book?). They come to know that Saiki is the one to go to if they have any questions about ANY general knowledge (see also: kaido asking saiki for homework help even though his own class rank is much higher)

And maybe some of them wonder: why? Why does Saiki perform averagely at school, when he seems so interested in learning? Maybe someone finally asks him about some miscellaneous inconsequential fact…. and the next thing they know Saiki is spouting facts at a mile a minute. Oh you’re asking about Alexander the Great? Did you know that he died so young because he became paralyzed from contaminated wine and then was buried alive? Did you know Alexander’s lineage supposedly traces back to Achilles himself, suggesting that the events of the Trojan War have basis in truth? And if that is the case, what could have caused the decade long Mediterranean sea journeys of Odysseus and Menelaus who were descendants of the Minoan sea experts?

Okay anyways. Moral of the story, Saiki is a secret NERD and you cannot take that away from me. I live by the fact that he is just a random scholar of all things.

Plz expand, I would love to know ur thoughts/reactions