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9 months ago

Jason: “They’re children, Bruce! They shouldn’t be soldiers in your crusade!”

Bruce: “The children, Jason. They yearn for the capes.”

7 months ago
Why Isn’t There More Gravity Falls/scooby Doo Crossover Stuff ;U;;
Why Isn’t There More Gravity Falls/scooby Doo Crossover Stuff ;U;;
Why Isn’t There More Gravity Falls/scooby Doo Crossover Stuff ;U;;
Why Isn’t There More Gravity Falls/scooby Doo Crossover Stuff ;U;;
Why Isn’t There More Gravity Falls/scooby Doo Crossover Stuff ;U;;

why isn’t there more gravity falls/scooby doo crossover stuff ;U;;

8 months ago
Happy Ten Years
Happy Ten Years

happy ten years

9 months ago

Cumplane where Airplane, in a fit of either bravery or insanity or positive or negative self-esteem (he's not totally sure) decides to cosplay as Luo Binghe and post the pictures online.

Of course, he doesn't do it as "Airplane Shooting Towards the Sky", he knows he has some questionable fans and doesn't really want to hand them a picture of his face. So he posts the images under one of the pseudonyms he uses for lurking around the comment section and social media tags. It's just a handful of images of him looking like the protagonist in his head, attempting to strike cool poses in a wig and some period clothes (he rented both).

The reception is... mixed. Airplane does not have abs, after all, nor a flawless complexion or much skill with makeup. He is fat, freckled, and awkward. The PIDW readership is not known for being particularly supportive either. In fact they're mostly a crab bucket of negativity and masculine posturing, so he gets a lot of mean-spirited commentary.

It's fine. Nothing he hadn't expected. Really solidifies for him that posting was a fit of madness, actually! What did he even expect? He's bracing himself for the worst when he sees that Peerless Cucumber, notorious hate-reader and defender of Luo Binghe's honor, has commented. Ah, shit. He's probably going to rip into Airplane for daring to sully his precious Binghe's reputation by dressing up like that, isn't he?

The comment is long, too. Fuck. Airplane's not sure if his self-esteem can take a comprehensive beating from the champion hater himself, but he's too curious not to look.

Shen Yuan, in the meanwhile, is just pleased that there has FINALLY been a Luo Binghe cosplayer who looks the part. Of course Luo Binghe wouldn't have exaggerated muscles, those are just a product of dehydration. Binghe spent most of his disciple years running around chopping wood and hauling laundry, and then later doing whatever he could to pack on the calories in order to make it through the Abyss. A hefty workman's build would only make sense for him, anything else would be nonsense. Airplane also described Luo Binghe as having a beautiful face, which Shen Yuan won't blame most cosplayers for not being able to just make happen, but a beautiful face doesn't mean "covered in so much makeup it looks like an anime character"! When would Luo Binghe have the time or inclination to put on makeup? A natural beauty with some inevitable blemishes would make more sense and be much more appealing, and this "Airplane Crashing to the Ground" (funny play on the author's name, Shen Yuan approves) has very pretty features! Everyone hating on this cosplay is just an idiot, the only actual problem is that his wig is poorly fitted.

So in true Peerless Cucumber fashion, he lays this all out.

This gets him embroiled in arguments with several other fans, who even accuse him of actually being the guy in the photos, claiming that there's no other reason why he would defend them. Shen Yuan doesn't care if people think that's him, because that's still the best Luo Binghe cosplay he's ever seen, but he doesn't want them doubting the sincerity of his arguments. So, he decides that the only reasonable thing to do is dress himself up in cosplay as well and then post the actual photos of himself.

While he'd like to dress up as one of Luo Binghe's allies like Mobei Jun, or maybe someone cool like Yue Qingyuan, he is too pedantic to think he could pull that off. Those guys are all strong warrior types, and Shen Yuan is a scrawny pale rich kid who looks like he'd probably lose a fight with a wet paper towel. The only characters he could plausibly pull off would be some of the more consumptive members of Binghe's harem and maybe, maybe, one of the weaker villains like Shen Qingqiu.

Shen Yuan is NOT posting pictures of himself crossplaying to the central nexus of toxic masculinity itself, so... Shen Qingqiu it is!

Poor Airplane has to go sit and stare at a while for a while. Peerless Cucumber likes his cosplay. Peerless Cucumber, ardent defender of Shang Qinghua's sellout crappy main character mary-sue, thinks Airplane is good-looking enough to cosplay as him. And said so. Repeatedly. And then posted borderline thirst-trap villain cosplay of himself, inadvertently revealing in the process that he is hot.

What the. What. What?!

Anyway, Shen Yuan suggests that they attend the next convention both cosplaying together because Airplane Shooting Towards the Sky is supposed to be doing a meet & greet at that one, and wouldn't it be fun to go as a pair? And Airplane agrees before his brain catches up and he realizes that might present a problem.

8 months ago
SHEN YUAN HAREM ENJOYERS RAISE YOUR HAND!!!1!!1!

SHEN YUAN HAREM ENJOYERS RAISE YOUR HAND!!!1!!1!

1 year ago

One thing I’ve learned in life, if you act really self-assured and confident you can pretty much get away with anything.

6 months ago

Okay so the one thing i never see people talking about from slimes death in the dsmp, and maybe it was talked abt and i just missed it, but the one thing, is that right after he says “thank you for teaching me what its like to be human” to quackity, RIGHT AFTER THAT SHIT, HE SAYS “maybe i almost was” WHICH FUCKING BREAKS ME????? (Pls dont mind bottom pics i literally cant detach them) BUT LIKE, WHAT??? SLIME GUY,?? CICLE MAN??? YOU CANT FUCKING DO THIS TO ME????

Okay So The One Thing I Never See People Talking About From Slimes Death In The Dsmp, And Maybe It Was
Okay So The One Thing I Never See People Talking About From Slimes Death In The Dsmp, And Maybe It Was

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10 months ago

Messed Up Idea: Semi-Good reveal where Danny's parents fully accept and love him, but they go into overprotective mode when the GIW get a lucky shot in one day. Terrified of their precious son's end they move out to Gotham where he can get plenty of ecto but the GIW are less likely to find him.

Unfortunately the best way to keep him from being found is to keep him in a special room they built to keep his ecto-signature contained and untraceable. Danny hates this because his parents won't let him out of that room anymore! It's a gilded cage filled with soft comforts and things he loves, but his sister and friends aren't there and he can't feel the wind or see the sky. Only his parents come to see him, but he knows he should be grateful they love him so much. This is the most attention they've ever given him.

But sometimes Danny is Bad and he slips away to haunt the rooftops away from his new home. He knows that it's wrong and he's endangering himself and his parents but he misses Jazz in Stanford and his friends back in Amity and the stars just above the burning smog. Sometimes he just spends lonely nights staring out at the city lights before he needs to return to that loving prison. But maybe someone new can keep him company on those lonely nights until at last he can be free again.

7 months ago
Because I Grew Up On TFA I Kinda Always Love "semi-himbo" Optimus Instead Of Like The Gruff Older Leader.

Because I grew up on TFA I kinda always love "semi-himbo" optimus instead of like the gruff older leader. Optimus is always cool no matter what tho. But anyway the gay robots are gay robots.

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