Kitsbutchery - Sidney

I asked my boyfriend for a back massage and he just like did it?? Like for like 20 minutes too. And I was like thank you this is great and he was like no thank you I love this?? Guys is he secretly a demon trying to eat me or what, how did I strike this much gold

Lol I scrolled down and I was wrong, I have like 4 characters left to do, i thought i was looking at the entire list

I am posting this to count the seconds to see how long it takes my spouse to like it even though he's hard at work

I wish you lived here too baby 🥺🥺😔

Man, this game is so cool, I wish lawyers were real

HEHEHE they're great I love perusing them to adopt new habits that may, mysteriously, indicate I'm secretly a vampire

It turned out the reason I'm getting vampire recs is because... My boyfriend (the one I said is basically a vampire) is following all the vampire tags.

I love him

THE PROPHECY WAS TRUE, I WALKED IN TODAY AND THE GUMBOOT RACK WAS GONE, THEY TOOK MY OLD ONES, AND

I just recalled, to add the horrors of my dream, I dreamed that I was listening to Insane in the Brain by Cypress Hill and 😭😭😭 all of the rhymes were really lame for some reason, like they were nursery rhyme level and this distressed me even more 😭😭😭😭 I was like yo I don't remember this recording being so fucking bad 😭😭😭😭

Just had a nightmare someone took my gumboots and cut them down to regular sized shoes that come to the ankle and that I slept at my butchery job and i was snoozing on the tenderiser bench and I woke up to turn off my alarm and spilled a container of bleach on myself and kept walking like I was made of out steel because I was more stressed that I couldn't find nor accept my gumboots were fucked

And I'm like :(((((( >>>:((( 🥺🥺 :( :( >:( <:( 🥺 u ok bb? 🥺

He's precious and he deserves to be taken care of at all times, even when he's seemingly taking poison damage.

I feel like such a cis man, my partner and I are both sick (flu, maybe??) and he's been a champ not complaining or anything but every few minutes I'm like EUGH. UGH. AGHCK.