I Asked My Boyfriend For A Back Massage And He Just Like Did It?? Like For Like 20 Minutes Too. And I

Back with more Scaiye to post (he got his ass kicked)

After a whole 8 days of not touching this spider bite no matter how sore it got, I just scratched the fuck out of it and it was incredible let me tell you what, the best feeling in the world is scratching an itch feverishly like a diseased dog, not thinking of anything, not flinching at how much blood appears, only trying to scratch faster. It's one of this world's few indulgences, not warned of included in the bible, but should be.

AWE LOOK AT HIM, I BET HE HAS PLENTY OF THINGS TO SAY

Moscow journalist interviews a penguin (1966)

Just had a nightmare someone took my gumboots and cut them down to regular sized shoes that come to the ankle and that I slept at my butchery job and i was snoozing on the tenderiser bench and I woke up to turn off my alarm and spilled a container of bleach on myself and kept walking like I was made of out steel because I was more stressed that I couldn't find nor accept my gumboots were fucked

Ladies and gentlemen, I have been thwarted

Fr, didn't take a holiday for over a year (my job doesn't close on public holidays and I would work 6-7 days a week to fill for people, so quite a bit of fuckin time working), and once i put in my leave request, my boss was like

Hmm, I suppose I could, I think you deserve it

Like no, the law says i deserve it. Like i know it says leave *request* on the screen, but what I really mean by that is leave *notification*

Have you seen the new show? It's on Tubu. It's literally on Heebee. It's on Poodee with ads. It's literally on Dippy. You can probably find it on Weeno. Dude it's on Gumpy. It's a Pheebo original. It's on Poob. You can watch it on Poob. You can go to Poob and watch it. Log onto Poob right now. Go to Poob. Dive into Poob. You can Poob it. It's on Poob. Poob has it for you. Poob has it for you.

I was going to reblog this and tag it as you but then i realised you already did HAHAHAHAHAH

has this been done before