bakugou: You're such a dork, kirishima. You know that? Total loser.
kirishima: Then let go of my hand.
bakugou: *gripping it tighter* no.
kirishima: you like me?
Bakugo: we're married
kirishima: yeah but did you marry me as friends or-
Bakugo: so you're telling me that you bought barbie tickets because they remind you of me
Kirishima: *nods*
Bakugo: but hasn't it occurred to you to think of me with the movie that has explosions and is about atomic bombs?
Kirishima: *denies*
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Kirishima: I just wanted to be your Ken
Bakugou: you have beautiful eyes
Kirishima:*panicking* o-oh thanks blasty, i need them to see
Kirishima: I have something to show you
Bakugou: you hit send on that picture of mike wazowski and I hit end on this relationship
Kirishima: I don't have anything to show you
Kirishima: Hey bro, can you hand me that thing?
Bakugou: *moves the thing farther away*
Denki: So, you and Bakugo..?
Kirishima: He laughed at the joke I made that one time, so yeah, we're pretty much dating.
bakugou: You're such a dork, kirishima. You know that? Total loser.
kirishima: Then let go of my hand.
bakugou: *gripping it tighter* no.
Bakugou: Remember in elementary school when people would say every time you blinked, a bird would die ?
Kirishima: No ? Is that true ?
Bakugou: I mean technically- what are you doing ?
Kirishima: *eyes wide open* I refuse to let another bir- *blinks* FUCK
Bakugou: ...