I Need Someone To Explain To Me WHY Y/n Picks Outfits Like We Are Playing EPISODE And RAN OUT OF GEMS!?!!?

LISA FRANKENSTEIN (2024) dir. ZELDA WILLIAMS

Girls turn 14, and slowly start morphing into one of the bitches.

fictional men: *murders millions and is a literal war criminal"

tumblr girls: "i can fix him<3"

bitches be like “he’s my comfort character” and it’s just some dude covered in blood

I need them in a way that is concerning to feminism.

baby girl

Girl in work: Have you seen that Fallout show? There's a guy on it people are obsessed with on tiktok.

Me, mentally:

Me, verbally: I think I've heard of it before...

"fucking a fallout ghoul would give you mad radiation poisoning" baby...listen...ghoul cum could melt through me like xenomorph blood and I would still be milking it outta them like an enthusiastic dairy farmer. wringing them dry like a towel. slurp slurp.

honey you're familiar like my mirror, years ago

people love to talk about how much they love pathetic men but truly adam saw is the blueprint. he literally gets called pathetic by the goddamned jigsaw killer at the beginning of the movie. he is SOPPING WET. literally . he screams and sobs and PUKES