"fucking a fallout ghoul would give you mad radiation poisoning" baby...listen...ghoul cum could melt through me like xenomorph blood and I would still be milking it outta them like an enthusiastic dairy farmer. wringing them dry like a towel. slurp slurp.
lisa frankenstein was so fun because it follows the slasher movie formula really closely, actually. it's just that instead of the main character being the final girl, you're seeing everything from the perspective of the slasher villain. and the slasher villain thinks she's in a romcom.
Girls with unsettling bfs >>>>
i need a soft mark hoffman smut where the reader has major daddy issues (me) BECAUSE I AN CRYING RIGHT NOW. LIKE LITERALLY CRYING.
LIKE PLEASE COMFORT ME AND CALL ME A GOOD GIRL AND CALL ME HONEY PLEASE FOR FHE LOVE OF GOD MARK
Girls turn 14, and slowly start morphing into one of the bitches.
sexy old men are one thing. sexy old MURDEROUS men however.......
as much as everyone wants to deny it, about 99% of josh hutcherson’s characters are bottoms, including josh hutcherson
ill die on this hill, fight me 🤷♀️
This is what Radaway was made for
if i survived a slasher it’s because i fucked him
Girl in work: Have you seen that Fallout show? There's a guy on it people are obsessed with on tiktok.
Me, mentally:
Me, verbally: I think I've heard of it before...