I Want Mark Hoffman To Pound Me Into A Mattress Until I’m Squirming Atp

I need someone to explain to me WHY y/n picks outfits like we are playing EPISODE and RAN OUT OF GEMS!?!!?

This is what Radaway was made for

fictional men: *murders millions and is a literal war criminal"

tumblr girls: "i can fix him<3"

baby girl

What I find so funny and yet so charming is that Creature mostly heard everything that happened between Lisa and that guy she liked. Lisa was rightful upset and with Creature completely in love with her, hearing that her step sister and her crush was getting it on behind her back.

Creature was like ‘Lemme turn up the music. You sir, dick privileges revoked. Mine now’

He literally cut the dick off so he could fulfil her death wish..

What a gentleman.. honestly.

So real.