Me, Over The Phone: I Want You So Bad

i know logans such a pervy old man, like such a perv, to the point its gross but it makes me drool.

I need someone to explain to me WHY y/n picks outfits like we are playing EPISODE and RAN OUT OF GEMS!?!!?

i'm sorry i will never shut up about lisa frankenstein she has everything i want. she literally lived my dream. be hot. murder people. fuck a monster. die

i need a soft mark hoffman smut where the reader has major daddy issues (me) BECAUSE I AN CRYING RIGHT NOW. LIKE LITERALLY CRYING.

LIKE PLEASE COMFORT ME AND CALL ME A GOOD GIRL AND CALL ME HONEY PLEASE FOR FHE LOVE OF GOD MARK

I need some ryan gosling smut.. idc if it’s him or one of his characters like pls help

need him so bad

I cannooooot get over him tending to her grave at the end. adding 'beloved wife' because it was considered an embarrassment for him to have died unmarried. keeping it clean and bringing flowers just like she did for him. I can't prove this but all the mud around the grave in that scene makes me think he had already dug her up but still brought flowers there 🥺🥺 like shut UP

as much as everyone wants to deny it, about 99% of josh hutcherson’s characters are bottoms, including josh hutcherson

ill die on this hill, fight me 🤷‍♀️

Thank you Diablo Cody for giving us two of the best horror girlies ⚡️🖤🩷

i said it was my favorite piece of media that i’ve hyperfixated on since the tender age of 12 and have not let go of since. i didnt say it was a Good piece of media