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HONOR fic

It's neither lestappen nor carlando, but I've thought about it since Monza %) Finally I wrote a story about the same one HONOR tweet. Maybe, Carlos' mum had a reason? :D

To Charles' fans: enjoy reading :D To Carlos' and C2 fans: be careful, but the first tested Carlos' fan was not offended ;)

Why does no one say that yesterday it was a very strange moment with a coin and with the fact that only one pilot drove along the track during the presentation? Ferrari said they would divide the drivers into number one and number two based on the results of the season, but I think they did it very clearly yesterday. Why was this moment with the coin needed? If there really was only one to go during the live broadcast, it 100% had to be Charles. If Ferrari had not released its prince during the presentation, it would have been a scandal among fans. So what was the coin moment for? To pretend - Carlos, it wasn't us who belittled your importance. It was fate that ordered it. Who would believe that? Why didn't they choose Rob for these laps in the new car? It was the perfect decision not to choose between Carlos and Charles. If there was a problem in time, in the preparation of the car - why couldn't Charles's laps be held a little earlier? Carlos's circles outside the broadcast don't mean anything. It's like he's nothing. There is only a prince who was so pleased with the new car during the live broadcast. And Carlos… I see it this way that my favorite racer was deprived of the most important part of the presentation yesterday and thus showed his place in the team. What's there to be happy about, I don't understand.

My babies 😍❤️

“He came. He left. Nothing else had changed. I had not changed. The world hadn’t changed. Yet nothing would be the same. All that remains is dreammaking and strange remembrance.” 

― André Aciman, Call Me by Your Name

A beautiful sight from mexican recap of Ferrari

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Okay, this is a bit random, but as a collective Carlando fandom, we MUST talk about the lip bite. I think it was during one of the quarantine Instagram lives. Carlos asks Lando something along the lines of “...have you been training?” to which Lando replies with: “yep, I’ve been doing a lot of glute work,” (wink wink). I legitimately cannot think of a reason why he would say this apart from the obvious, but okay. THEN, instead of verbally responding to the comment, Carlos bites his lip?!? It’s not subtle at all either. Whilst Lando is beginning to respond, Carlos goes to drink the beer he’s holding, but then legitimately stops half way to bite his lip. It’s safe to say that I’ll never get over this.

Here’s the link to the video (though I think you’ve probably already seen it): https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=V8N6qHRtANY (the moment is at 1:30).

Oh, anonym - thank you so much for sending me this message, because we all DEFINITELY have to talk about THIS!

I don’t even know where to start.. First of all - Boys, you were way too obvious here, seriously. I can’t even put it into words, because just everyone could see that you are indeed only teammates.

Like I always use to say, the mupptes themselves write the best fanfictions, because no one would have ever come up with the idea to write such a conversation and reaction, while being LIVE!

Seriously guys, you just can’t do something like that in front thousands of people watching you. This video literally screams TEAMMATES!

Lando, your answer about doing a lot of glute workout lately was something so cheeky to say with exactly knowing what it does to your teammate. And Carlos exactly reacted like Lando had wanted him to, with them just being teammates.

Carlos even pulled his beerbottle away from his lips again, just when he had wanted to take a sip, because he couldn’t suppress the need to bite down onto his bottom lip, while just imagine Lando doing his work out and how great his glute must look and especially feel like after quarantine.

Oh, and Carlos - no one, really no one had bought you the answer that you don’t exactly know why your teammate does the glute workout or that you really don’t want to know more about it.

Obvious, so damn obvious. Actually almost too obvious for me to handle them anymore. I'm so done with them.

Over and out. Dead.

I'm shocked by Carlos' fans right now. Carlos is being humiliated right now. His career is going nowhere. And the fans are having fun. Twitter celebrates the liberation from Ferrari. Everyone here is having fun with Oscar's tweet. Someone is happy for Hamilton. And almost no one worries about Carlos.

Since I guess they are finished with spamming us with Carlando content for today - here is the whole golf-data-saga 09. March 2021