Okay, This Is A Bit Random, But As A Collective Carlando Fandom, We MUST Talk About The Lip Bite. I Think

Okay, this is a bit random, but as a collective Carlando fandom, we MUST talk about the lip bite. I think it was during one of the quarantine Instagram lives. Carlos asks Lando something along the lines of “...have you been training?” to which Lando replies with: “yep, I’ve been doing a lot of glute work,” (wink wink). I legitimately cannot think of a reason why he would say this apart from the obvious, but okay. THEN, instead of verbally responding to the comment, Carlos bites his lip?!? It’s not subtle at all either. Whilst Lando is beginning to respond, Carlos goes to drink the beer he’s holding, but then legitimately stops half way to bite his lip. It’s safe to say that I’ll never get over this.

Here’s the link to the video (though I think you’ve probably already seen it): https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=V8N6qHRtANY (the moment is at 1:30).

Oh, anonym - thank you so much for sending me this message, because we all DEFINITELY have to talk about THIS!

I don’t even know where to start.. First of all - Boys, you were way too obvious here, seriously. I can’t even put it into words, because just everyone could see that you are indeed only teammates.

Like I always use to say, the mupptes themselves write the best fanfictions, because no one would have ever come up with the idea to write such a conversation and reaction, while being LIVE!

Seriously guys, you just can’t do something like that in front thousands of people watching you. This video literally screams TEAMMATES!

Lando, your answer about doing a lot of glute workout lately was something so cheeky to say with exactly knowing what it does to your teammate. And Carlos exactly reacted like Lando had wanted him to, with them just being teammates.

Carlos even pulled his beerbottle away from his lips again, just when he had wanted to take a sip, because he couldn’t suppress the need to bite down onto his bottom lip, while just imagine Lando doing his work out and how great his glute must look and especially feel like after quarantine.

Oh, and Carlos - no one, really no one had bought you the answer that you don’t exactly know why your teammate does the glute workout or that you really don’t want to know more about it.

Obvious, so damn obvious. Actually almost too obvious for me to handle them anymore. I'm so done with them.

Over and out. Dead.