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Just finished off the Ace Attorney trilogy and I can't get over how good the games are and how they're about silly homoerotic lawyer shit but also like legacy and family and keeping your head up when things are tough and it all just has this slight sadness since turnabout sisters that lingers for the entire trilogy. Rotating Mia Fey in my mind my poor blorbo (she needs a drink so bad)

“C’mon, kids, I rented a bus today and I wanna get my money’s worth!”

The Murder Victims Killer would come to be known for their calling card; a dead body left at the scene of each murder.

damn girl are you on a path in the woods. are in the cabin at the end of that path. are you in the basement of that cabin. cause you look like a princess to me

i started playing Disco Elysium and last night (the same day i started playing) i woke up to my stomach hurting so bad that in my delirium i thought it had to do with something from the game.

and looked it up…

i thought this was completely normal until waking up later after the pain was gone.

In her infinite wisdom mother nature gave the humble pistol shrimp a delightfully colorful shell and a plasma cannon to destroy its enemies

To continue on with my Mia Fey brainrot, list of reasons I think Wright and gang have had Maya or Pearl channel Mia:

Forgetting the password for the computer

There's a bug in the office and they need her to get it out

The computer stops working (Mia knows less about computers than anyone else)

Tiebreaker when the gang can't decide on what to do for lunch or something

Maya needing something on a shelf she can't reach (Mia isn't even tall (5ft 6) but she's competent enough to normally figure something out, Maya and Pearl just think she's tall)

Designated driver (Mia is kinda bitter about this)

Gaslighting gumshoe into thinking he's the only one who can see her

Wright has some juicy gossip that he's gotta let Mia know about

I've said for a while that I feel the shift to digital articles has 'tabloidified' everything but it is crazy that everything now is just those magazines called something like "wow!" that you see at the hairdressers or dentist waiting room that advertise stories like "My hubby of 20 years ran off with a prostitute because I got pregnant... And now they have quintuplets!!!!" but like about how it's so good and necessary to bring in the "hit poor people with a big comedy wooden mallet hard enough that they're pressed into a perfectly shaped hole in the ground" legislation

based on the latest episode