“C’mon, Kids, I Rented A Bus Today And I Wanna Get My Money’s Worth!”

you gotta be as gay as possible on the computer otherwise alan turing died for nothing

im about to create the worlds first sexually-transmitted ideology

This is the show, right?

you discovered the secret McDonald’s menu item?

The Mc Tomato (May she rest in piece) was a chicken mayo with added tomato and the piece of chicken removed, can't get it anymore because McDonalds removed the option to add tomato to it, fuck my stupid chungus life...

Not sure what I should use this account to post about. Suggestions open.

"I have no enemies" kinda unhealthy dude

Everyone needs at least one enemy for enrichment

people who thirst after GLaDOS and just love her core room, or god forbid some humanised robot body or whatever, see nothing and understand nothing. what makes her hot is that she's the whole facility. she's the entire place, the voice on speakers hooked into the lights and doors and massive supercomputer complex, the god in the machine that kills its creators. except you. you she cares for, though it would take a miracle for her to admit it, even to herself.

Things that are going to happen in 2024 according to Star Trek:

1) the absolutely giant homeless-population of the USA (or was is just New York? Idk, I‘m from Europe) is going to start a civil-war fighting against the upper class and police.

2) Ireland is going to get united

(Thing i need to do several times a day forever) woag this is excruciating and awful