Im About To Create The Worlds First Sexually-transmitted Ideology

“C’mon, kids, I rented a bus today and I wanna get my money’s worth!”

I've said for a while that I feel the shift to digital articles has 'tabloidified' everything but it is crazy that everything now is just those magazines called something like "wow!" that you see at the hairdressers or dentist waiting room that advertise stories like "My hubby of 20 years ran off with a prostitute because I got pregnant... And now they have quintuplets!!!!" but like about how it's so good and necessary to bring in the "hit poor people with a big comedy wooden mallet hard enough that they're pressed into a perfectly shaped hole in the ground" legislation

Marcille pretends to be someone who just plays games like animal crossing, she definitely plays something like Factorio but doesn't want people to know about it. Chilchuck is the inverse.

I don't feel like I know enough about it to say for sure or explain why I think so but I feel like they'd all be linux users

Stinky group of gamerz

It came to me in my fever dreams

tag yoself, I’m Chilskyrim

you discovered the secret McDonald’s menu item?

The Mc Tomato (May she rest in piece) was a chicken mayo with added tomato and the piece of chicken removed, can't get it anymore because McDonalds removed the option to add tomato to it, fuck my stupid chungus life...

This is the show, right?

Can't believe Slay the princess made me start to understand the appeal of the Tumblr sexyman... I'm so cooked...

Stars I wish I was a perverted slut but I am too embarrassed about my body

you gotta be as gay as possible on the computer otherwise alan turing died for nothing

(Thing i need to do several times a day forever) woag this is excruciating and awful

"Listen up, 621... You can't get a trans girl pregnant. Now focus on the objective. We have a job to do."

"Raven. There's something you have to know. You CAN get trans girls pregnant. Just keep cumming in her gay ass"