Are You Ever Talking So Someone And You Realize Just How Superior You Feel To Them? To Everyone? You

not gay not bisexual but developing a new sinister sexuality where im looney toons level obsessed with a single guy and put him into contraptions

I think this might be my new magnum opus

idk if anyone’s made this comparison yet, but “Whose Eye Is It Anyway?” by Jhariah fits very well with all the Jarthur divorces.

And its not even just the mentions of blindness.

It just seems to encapsulate a lot of my personal ideas about Jarthur during their divorces.

Just the first section, “My head is overflowing, with these thoughts/That if I return the favor you might understand/But I know, I know you could never carry the burden/You've left with me and I can't give it back/So why even try?” It just fits some of their early dynamics.

I’m not very good at explaining this stuff the way it works in my head. But you can probably draw your own comparisons.

Malevolent Sexyman Tournament FINAL ROUND

This poll is a week long, just for shits and giggles. All other info in the link above!

If the poll ends in a tie, Darkthur wins the tournament (not Malam, he had his chance and blew it). There are consequences to a tie and this is one of them <3

Stickers under the cut!

happy birthday miku binder

The sun bakes the soil.

These days it’s always that way.

Rain? That’s yesterday.

Ways my sister beats the heat:

Ketxup

It’s hot.

The kind of hot that sinks into your eyelashes, weighing them down with your sweat as you take in too much sun.

The hot days never leave.

Stay inside ‘till the AC makes you chilly.

Or go outside, soak up some sun.

Our AC breaks and we get a fan;

Another to join the summer collection on our bottom shelves.

She always forgets to put on sunscreen and comes back in all red. Dad laughs when she hisses at Mom’s touch. Mom applies the aloe-vera cautiously when she yells.

Watch movies in the basement.

(It’s cooler down there)

She gets upset when we turn the tv off for a break.

Mom has ice water for her when she lounges in the living room.

One time she throws a cube or two at me.

I don’t mind, I duck and dash out.

Mom tells me I’m being a tease, stop annoying her.

I laugh with my brother when we get down the hall.

Eat ice cream in the kitchen,

Or with your friends in the town’s square.

There’s a big statue there, A war memorial. We sit in the shade of surrounding trees.

She pretends the people with her are friends.

I drag her away.

She cries when I say we have to get home. Says Mom can wait a little longer. She pouts after I close the door behind her.

Get in the car, get out of here.

Or stay to wait for a breeze.

The ground is always dry here. It was wet back where we used to be, But it’s soaked in the places we’re going.

Sometimes, the days are quieter;

She’s out of the house, Or she’s in a good mood.

But she never leaves.

Just like the hot days.

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“she” refers to my sister in all of the instances it is used

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Happy Fuck You And Fuck Your Train Friday Everybody

Happy [EXTENDED SOUNDS OF BRUTAL PIPE MURDER] day and “FUCK YOU, AND FUCK YOUR TRAIN” Friday to all those who celebrate.

Have a morsel

guys im on blustertok and, just like everyone else, im wondering, where is he???

where did he go?

did he break his phone? is he gonna get a new one?

is he gonna be alright?

was he kidnapped?

held for ransom?

is he an international superspy that went undercover?

he’s a giant horse, how did we lose him?????