Not Gay Not Bisexual But Developing A New Sinister Sexuality Where Im Looney Toons Level Obsessed With

I’m just saying, modern Star Trek wouldn’t have any of its main characters spend the first two minutes of a cold open reciting Shakespeare line-for-line while wearing medieval garb. We’ve lost something along the way,

every time I see a photo of a bear it’s like. that really is the ideal animal. large. fat. virtually indestructible. vaguely resembles both a large dog and a person. absolutely could and probably would maul me but nonetheless looks extremely huggable. 10/10 creatures, immaculate

you cant even begin poems with "i will sodomise and facef uck you" anymore. because of woke .

doomed by the narrative and haunted by the narrative and a secret third thing (narrating the narrative)

PSA:

Folks, if your post involves only Magnus Protocol, don't tag Magnus Archives, you're clogging the tags and possibly spoiling the show for people who've only finished Archives.

DON'T CROSS TAG. THIS IS NOT TIKTOK. THE TAGS ARE FOR SEARCHING, NOT FOR VISIBILITY ON THE FYP.

Kill them with kindness? WRONG! Golden Leg! 🦿🦿🦿🦿🦿🦿🦿🦿🦿🦿🦿🦿🦿🦿🦿🦿🦿🦿🦿🦿🦿🦿🦿🦿🦿🦿🦿🦿🦿🦿🦿🦿🦿🦿🦿🦿🦿🦿🦿🦿🦿🦿🦿🦿🦿🦿🦿🦿🦿🦿🦿🦿🦿🦿🦿🦿🦿🦿🦿🦿🦿🦿🦿🦿🦿🦿🦿🦿🦿🦿🦿🦿

Kill them with kindness? WRONG! Pacific ocean! 🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊

this made me develop my own headcannon:

Hunter is the one who killed the bear in the cafeteria.

Simply because of this art.

It would make the narrative foil that is Hunter Jeremiah Hartley even more perfect than it is already.

bears and hunters

guys im on blustertok and, just like everyone else, im wondering, where is he???

where did he go?

did he break his phone? is he gonna get a new one?

is he gonna be alright?

was he kidnapped?

held for ransom?

is he an international superspy that went undercover?

he’s a giant horse, how did we lose him?????

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Twisting in your thrall to Yog-Sothoth all by yourself, handsome?