Brb, I'm Gonna Go Freeze To Death.

New Idea for Public Transport! Make giant magnet towers and put people in metal suits and catapult/slingshot them around like angry birds.

I've had more strawberry lemonade in the past few days than I've ever had in my entire life, and honestly, I think I have a new favorite drink.

Shoot the messenger, send a message.

Online interaction I had that makes me smile for some reson:

"Does that mean there's a very killable child in the area?"

"Oh, damn. You're right....."

It's almost the middle of the night and I went downstairs to check on my laundry, and in the kitchen stood my older sister making pancakes???

I walked up to her, and she said, "You want some? I made too many."

I think I know who my favorite sibling is.

My beanbag ripped, so now I've resorted to sitting on the floor, like a commoner.

I was just sitting in the living room, when out the back door I saw two eyes staring at me. When I got up to get a better look, I saw the outline of a cat on the fence. Unfortunately, the second I tried to open the door in jump off the fence and ran away.

The kidneys connected to the egg bone.

The egg bones connected to the flip phone.

The flip phones connected to the trombone.

The trombones connected to the mouth stones.

The mouth stones connected to the red cloak.

The red cloaks connected to the leg room.

The leg rooms connected to the lawsuit.

The lawsuits connected to the bomb soot.

The bomb soots connected to the *shoots gun twice*

And these are the months of the year!

*claps hands twice like in if you're happy and you know it*

My alarm clock scared me, so I turned it off and forgot to turn it back on. Now I have no grasp on the concept of the passage of time.

Me: Hey, weren't you going to take a shower today?

My sister: It's one am!?

Me, hair dripping wet with my towel still in hand:

Her: