I Was Just Sitting In The Living Room, When Out The Back Door I Saw Two Eyes Staring At Me. When I Got

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When me and my siblings were little, we were told stories about these "Older Siblings" who all died in the most strangest ways. The most memorable one was about an "Older Brother" who died while running a marathon. He was running backwards while eating a bowl of cereal and ran off the track. He ended up running straight off a cliff. My older brother said the story always gave him nightmares, yet our parents claim they don't know where the stories came from. We still don't know the source, and the only other stories I can recall, though I don't remember the details, is one about an "Older Sister" who ate flowers and was poisoned, and an "Older Brother" who drowned under frozen ice due to some unusual circumstances.

Shoot the messenger, send a message.

"I crave death and sleep, but mostly sleep."

AO3 Authers are a vibe.

*dramatically sighs as toss myself onto a couch* I wish gay people were real.

Online interaction I had that makes me smile for some reson:

"Does that mean there's a very killable child in the area?"

"Oh, damn. You're right....."

Found out about this ankylosaurus earlier today.

I know everyone is talking about how well preserved it is, but I honestly can't stop thinking about the logistics of riding one.

I could fit on one quite comfortably, and it should theoretically be strong enough to carry someone weighing around 3,000 pounds and all. I'm more so concerned about where I would sit. The neck would be uncomfortable for the dino, and the center has all these tiny spikes running down it. I guess somewhere in the middle to the side of the spikes would make sense, but I don't know for certain.

Now presenting, my little sister:

"Are you done with life- Oh, a tomato!"

*Picks up tomato and sniffs once before biting into it like an apple*

"This needs to be washed."

It's almost the middle of the night and I went downstairs to check on my laundry, and in the kitchen stood my older sister making pancakes???

I walked up to her, and she said, "You want some? I made too many."

I think I know who my favorite sibling is.

I was heading upstairs for the night when I walked past my parents' bedroom. I have no idea what they're watching, but someone on the tv said, "You can do great things, but you don't have to sell your soul."

Now, many things went through my head in that moment, but somehow, as I was ascending the dark stairwell in the middle of the night, I whispered, "But it's free real estate."

I'm just disappointed I didn't accidently scare anyone.