Found out about this ankylosaurus earlier today.
I know everyone is talking about how well preserved it is, but I honestly can't stop thinking about the logistics of riding one.
I could fit on one quite comfortably, and it should theoretically be strong enough to carry someone weighing around 3,000 pounds and all. I'm more so concerned about where I would sit. The neck would be uncomfortable for the dino, and the center has all these tiny spikes running down it. I guess somewhere in the middle to the side of the spikes would make sense, but I don't know for certain.
brb, gotta go fall off the face of the earth for abit.
Hi!
I don't know what I'm doing.
New Idea for Public Transport! Make giant magnet towers and put people in metal suits and catapult/slingshot them around like angry birds.
Today we got to help a couple out with yard work, mostly involving raking up leaves, unfortunately, it was raining. So, ya. That was fun. The second I got home I layed down on the couch and passed out for two hours. Yay.
Now presenting, my little sister:
"Are you done with life- Oh, a tomato!"
*Picks up tomato and sniffs once before biting into it like an apple*
"This needs to be washed."
I've just discovered I can't be forklift certified for at least three years.
To say I'm disappointed is an understatement.
I am in so much PAIN right now, it's not even funny.
I can barely even walk. I literally just sitting in bed, not even moving, and I can still feel it.
It's times like this I wish I lacked a physical form.
Conversation I just overheard my siblings having in the living room:
Older sister: The police are after me!
Older brother: Are you a taxi driver?
Older sister: Yes!
Older brother: Why are they after you?
Older sister: I was speeding!
Older brother: Is there a child in your car!?
Older sister: Yes!
Older brother: Pull over!
Older sister: No way!
It's almost the middle of the night and I went downstairs to check on my laundry, and in the kitchen stood my older sister making pancakes???
I walked up to her, and she said, "You want some? I made too many."
I think I know who my favorite sibling is.