I remember first getting into f1 and the first things I learned about the drivers. I learned that Max Verstappen was the youngest driver to ever be in f1. I learned that Charles Leclerc has the longest contract in Ferrari history. And the first thing I learned about George Russell and Alex Albon is that one time they pushed their tiny beds together and gave each other a throat infection.
For anyone who has never seen the video behind the Portugal throat infection, here it is:
I am a supporter of screwing everyone over in a really mean and petty way if it means George and Alex have makeup sex afterwards.
Race win celebration? Galex smooches have been floating around in my brain for the past week.
a pic of him eating good food, a couple of pics of his beloved bike, some athletic activity he did, some more of his bike, a picture where he’s wearing his ‘new era’ hat, a picture looking very boyfriendy and of course, a picture of him being a whore shirtless.
Today was for me guys.
Fuck it. If the fia is making f1 politically go back by decades then drivers should start trying to kill each other again. I need them to bring back rivalries so intense you redefine each others careers forever.
Look, all I’m saying is that if we want less Lando Norris hate in the world, we should give Max Fewtrell a glock.
daily affirmations:
i am kind
i am in control of my emotions
it does not bother me when someone is in the kitchen while i was planning to be in there alone
everyone in the house has the right to be in the kitchen
i am kind and in control of my emotions even when someone is in the kitchen while i was planning to be in there alone
“Williams domination could bore fans” maybe you, I’m just build different
rpf is woke and ethical
🏳️🌈 McLaren are committing to pride month 🏳️🌈