Very Lonely Luke Posts

“Well, Clarice - have the lambs stopped screaming?”

The Silence of the Lambs (1991)

dir.  Jonathan Demme

You were the boy, weren’t you? The servant boy who got us out. You saved her life and mine, then you restored her to me. Yet you want no reward.

Not anymore.

IF A CREEP WANTS YOUR NUMBER

A series of fake numbers to leave behind.

1-888-447-5594 - Easter egg number for finishing God of War, contains a dramatic speech. Personal favorite.

605-475-6968 - Rejection hotline, politely explains that whoever gave you this number turned ya down, buddy

888-276-6760 - The 24-hour Klu Klux Klanline where you can get a FREE INFORMATION BOOKLET!!!!1!

866-740-4531 - Only responds with “I am Groot”

206-569-5829 - Seattle radio station “Loser Line”. If they leave a weird voicemail, it could get broadcast over the airwaves.

Stay safe, people.

I feel that substituting sleep with caffeine is a lot like drinking unicorn blood to stay immortal. You will have but a half life, a cursed life, from the moment it touches your lips

I want to punch whoever came up with the phrase “the customer is always right” because the customer is wrong, like really fucking wrong, 97% of the time.

tv meme: [3/10] male characters + i can’t go to prision! i’m too sarcastic for the white gangs.