IF A CREEP WANTS YOUR NUMBER

“Well, Clarice - have the lambs stopped screaming?”

The Silence of the Lambs (1991)

dir.  Jonathan Demme

tv meme: [3/10] male characters + i can’t go to prision! i’m too sarcastic for the white gangs.

Doctor Who returns in exactly TWO WEEKS, April 15th at 9/8c on @bbcamerica. What are you most looking forward to seeing in the new season? 

the signs when sick

aries: becomes grumpy and irritable, but pretends like they're fine

taurus: just wants to stay in bed and eat soup

gemini: spends all day reading

cancer: isolates themselves so their loved ones won't catch it

leo: pushes through it, or spends all day in bed

virgo: makes a lot of tea and tries to be productive

libra: complains a lot and wants people to fuss over them

scorpio: pretends they're not sick because they don't want to bother anyone

sagittarius: takes the day off but goes on a wild adventure

capricorn: brings a thermos of soup to work/school and gets to work

aquarius: tries to cure themselves using paprika

pisces: relishes in other people caring for them, but doesn't want others to be sick

I want to punch whoever came up with the phrase “the customer is always right” because the customer is wrong, like really fucking wrong, 97% of the time.

me: *finishes one homework assignment*

me: wow I am honestly so on track with my life now I'm really turning things around and getting it together this is the year I'm gonna try hard in school

me: *remembers I have more than one class*

me: nevermind