My Dad: I Was Reading Online That People Wanted To Give Captain America A Boyfriend

When I click on a link for a recipe I do not wish to read five thousand words about your life and the lovely time you had at the farmer’s market and your childhood memories I just want the fucking recipe just give me the fucking recipe

Reblog this picture of me holding a Family Size box of Honey Nut Cheerios? I’d really appreciate it.

tv meme: [3/10] male characters + i can’t go to prision! i’m too sarcastic for the white gangs.

I truly hate whoever made this

You were the boy, weren’t you? The servant boy who got us out. You saved her life and mine, then you restored her to me. Yet you want no reward.

Not anymore.

40 Day New Girl Photoshop Challenge

↳ Day 7- Favourite brotp: Nick x Schmidt

My husband doesn’t believe me that shaving your legs is difficult and time consuming. So long story short he is about to shave his legs for the first time.